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u know wat ftw ur stuck with a bunch of old people id be entertained with the story they have just keep a distance make the best out of everything
u need a life
Wait a second... I think I can figure this out: you're a 16 year old girl at a party with a lot of old guys. And you weren't wearing much. And they paid you to be there. Am I right?
i can relate.
was it a bingo party?
Bingo
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A. We all know old people have the best stories. B. You have plenty of "experienced" women to hit on. C. There's bound to be alcohol, and soft, chewable foods. D. Old people KNOW how to par-TAY. Sounds like you got it made...
I've never even been to a regular party wit people my own age. So suck it up.