Miscellaneous: Today, I went to a restaurant and sat at the last available table,... - FML

By StatusSearch - 26/05/2011 23:36 - United States

Today, I went to a restaurant and sat at the last available table, which had a seat available across from me. A cute girl approached and asked if she could sit down, so I said "Sure" and made some room. She then asked "You're leaving, right?" FML

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StatusSearch 8

Friday 27 May 2011 11:01

I told her I'd be done in 10 minutes which I was prepared to leave at that time, to which she replied, "Could you make it 5, I'm really hungry." So 10 minutes turned into 50. I must've lost track of time >_>

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gardenwhipped 5

Friday 27 May 2011 8:41

response: normally I like to eat at a restaurant before i leave. How about you?

madalynn 11

Friday 27 May 2011 8:34

aw. maybe she just didn't want to seem like a creep so that's why she asked. but anyway, fyl just for how it must've made you feel.

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bsaysreddragons 0

Saturday 28 May 2011 8:09

You better have said no im not leaving

toyotita4 3

Saturday 28 May 2011 21:22

I would've been like " no I'm not leaving but you. should

cobraohm 0

Monday 30 May 2011 16:19

lol that sucks

Lemycakes 4

Monday 6 June 2011 4:46

thats byotchy no lie.. s

wallywag16 0

Tuesday 7 June 2011 7:20

story of my life

PandaPi 0

Friday 15 July 2011 21:08

that it's messed up

Anglwrfish 17

Tuesday 26 July 2011 14:37

Mean bitch. You should've just said no and talked loudly on your cellphone the whole time she was there.

newburton13 26

Saturday 24 March 2012 1:08

What a bitch. I would've done what #116 said and spilled water on her crotch.

lanken84 1

Wednesday 11 July 2012 19:47

That is crazy awkward bud. FYL for sure.

daemonsparta 16

Monday 29 June 2015 14:47

just sat "no" she only asked if she could sit not take the whole table. entitled

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