"No, I'm mastur-dating. I mastur-date as often as I can, in movie theaters, museums, restaurants, ball games... I've even done it at a skating rink and a zoo! Public mastur-dation is so liberating. I can people-watch while I'm doing it, and I've really gotten to know myself. Sometimes when they realize what I'm doing, people are shocked or feel sad for me. 'I could never do that,' they say. But I just tell them, 'Mastur-dation is its own reward,' and keep enjoying myself. But look at me, babbling. Of course you can sit down. Would you like to share my nachos?"

youre response shouldve been,No you are!!!

That bitch !! Push her down.

did u tell dat bitch wtf

Honestly after I told her 10 minutes and she asked if I could leave sooner, I felt bad/like a douche at about the 20 minute mark for making her wait. So I ordered dessert and felt a lot better about my decision.

someone please explain to me what op and ydi mean.

omg relax. she probably didn't know you just sat down. I live in a ski resort and a lot of the time when someone just gets there it can look like they are just leaving. I do think she should have asked if you were leaving before leading you on but stillit's just something that happens

obviously people don't read other comments before posting. also extremely obvious is that she was being a stuck up bitch. OP is my hero. but after desert you should have left her your check lol that would have been hilarious

It's a frap!

I hope u told her no