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By StatusSearch - 26/05/2011 23:36 - United States

Today, I went to a restaurant and sat at the last available table, which had a seat available across from me. A cute girl approached and asked if she could sit down, so I said "Sure" and made some room. She then asked "You're leaving, right?" FML

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StatusSearch 8

Friday 27 May 2011 11:01

I told her I'd be done in 10 minutes which I was prepared to leave at that time, to which she replied, "Could you make it 5, I'm really hungry." So 10 minutes turned into 50. I must've lost track of time >_>

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gardenwhipped 5

Friday 27 May 2011 8:41

response: normally I like to eat at a restaurant before i leave. How about you?

madalynn 11

Friday 27 May 2011 8:34

aw. maybe she just didn't want to seem like a creep so that's why she asked. but anyway, fyl just for how it must've made you feel.

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idrow 7

Monday 6 May 2019 19:32

Glad you decided to stay and enjoy, OP. I would have done the same.

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