Miscellaneous: Today, I went to a school football game alone. I sat next to...

By Anonymous - 11/09/2010 04:01 - United States

Today, I went to a school football game alone. I sat next to these hot girls. To seem cool, I picked up my phone and had a fake conversation with the coolest guy in the grade. Halfway through, he came over and talked to the girls. FML

I agree, your life sucks 8 673

You deserved it 62 593

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By QuietGirlSucks - 30/08/2016 15:51 - United States - Baltimore

Today, I tried talking to the very quiet girl in my grade. We were having a conversation when a very hot guy walked into the cafeteria. I said to the girl, "The things I would do for him…" She looked at me dead in the eye and said, "That's my boyfriend." FML

I agree, your life sucks 13 743

You deserved it 4 735

Pretty mean

By thatgirl247 - 11/09/2009 17:05 - United States

Today, I decided to check out my school's quarterback's Twitter, since we have a class together. He wrote, "Dear girl in front of me, I thought you were pretty until you turned around." It was funny, until I realized the timestamp was when we have class together, and I sit in front of him. FML

I agree, your life sucks 42 188

You deserved it 5 212

By outofluckdude - 01/09/2009 00:40 - United States

Today, I was hanging out with a group of friends when I got into a conversation with this really attractive girl who I've liked for months. She asked me what school I go to. I sit to her left in biology. FML

I agree, your life sucks 45 769

You deserved it 3 667

By EricCartman - 20/05/2009 03:31 - United States

Today, I was riding the bus home from school. I was sitting by myself, and my backpack was occupying the seat next to me. A hot girl boarded the bus, and was standing right where I was sitting. I placed my backpack on my lap, freeing up the seat. The girl stood the entire bus ride. FML

I agree, your life sucks 48 611

You deserved it 6 451

By :/ - 01/10/2013 10:18

Today, I purposely set my phone off in class to make it seem like I had friends. FML

I agree, your life sucks 44 257

You deserved it 17 484

By asshole - 02/10/2009 05:34 - United States

Today, I sat to the right of a girl I really like. I passed her a note asking her to homecoming. She read it, then hurriedly passed it to a hideous girl sitting on her left, who said yes, then hugged me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 184

You deserved it 12 445

Unforgettable

By bex - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I went out to lunch with two old friends from high school. While at the restaurant, we saw a girl who we graduated with. The girl gave both of them hugs, then introduced herself to me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 26 024

You deserved it 2 302

Nice try

By idiotwithaface - 23/09/2010 14:17 - United States

Today, I recently graduated from high school and I went to a college party. I met these girls and told them I graduated college already, to sound cool. I then heard one of them say, "I went to middle school with you, and I was in your math class." FML

I agree, your life sucks 7 522

You deserved it 62 009

By Anonymous - 18/06/2011 15:43 - United States

Today, I went to the movies with my friend and two pretty girls. During the movie, he made out with both of them, while I sat there awkwardly and watched the movie. FML

I agree, your life sucks 49 222

You deserved it 5 908

By loner - 12/02/2011 00:08 - United States

Today, in an effort to make new friends in my history class, I sat in the empty seat next to a friendly-looking guy. He got up, walked away, and sat down in a different seat. FML

I agree, your life sucks 36 646

You deserved it 4 201

roxyluv 0

Saturday 11 September 2010 12:27

pretend u were talking to a guy with the same name as him "lol bob ur so funny" bob walks by "err I'm so glad I'm fortunate to talk to you from half way across the world bob who is not the bob infront of me"

EightInchNails 9

Saturday 11 September 2010 12:20

Why is the coolest guy not on the football team?

Comments

james96 0

Saturday 11 September 2010 18:53

you are a little bitch

Sudsmcduff96 0

Saturday 11 September 2010 18:55

Ima sing my ABC's A B C D E F G H I J K L M N OP's a ******

brianjman14 22

Saturday 11 September 2010 19:20

^haha, nice one.

Bartimaeus 7

Saturday 11 September 2010 19:02

You totally deserved it for thinking that talking to "the coolest guy in the grade" would make you "cool". That's lame. I admit I'm not "cool" or "popular" with everyone in school but I do have a great group of close friends who believe I am. Dude, stick with your real friends and stop trying to be someone you're not. Be yourself! *facepalm*

Jelly13_14 0

Saturday 11 September 2010 19:20

what i think is dat he was trying to make them knorest that he knows that cool guy and that way the hot chicks would of said "yhu knw him" and start talking to deam in that way.. bt ima b realistic thats sad

anorexicbarbie 8

Saturday 11 September 2010 19:56

Wow that's what the FML means? Thanks for explaining it to me and everyone! I wish I could be smart like you.

melonsmasherrr 0

Saturday 11 September 2010 20:17

what the ****? very impressive to girls...very

mclemonyfresh 0

Saturday 11 September 2010 20:18

you're pretty much the biggest loser I've ever read about. congratulations

DeathShad0 1

Saturday 11 September 2010 20:44

What's with all the idiots trying to be cool in front of the opposite sex? Knock it off.

cajekraze 7

Saturday 11 September 2010 20:45

Op, I know you feel awkward and that Hogh School is very clique-ish, but break away. Be yourself, don't make things up. don't be afraid to start a conversation just to talk. This makes you look a lot "cooler" than getting caught in a lie.

Yarrachel 16

Saturday 11 September 2010 21:08

I never understood the whole "coolest guy/girl in the school" thing. Does everyone have a meeting to decide who this person is? Or is there a ballot or survey that goes around?