By thatsucks4u - 14/08/2010 00:56 - United States

Today, I went to a tanning salon. I guess nobody mentioned that you have to lift your fat rolls or you'll end up with weird stripes where the spray never reached. FML
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schwancy 2

obviously the spray has to come in contact with every inch of your skin or it won't "tan" that area....

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Freeze_fml 16

People like you are the reason we have warning labels on coffee cups.

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Nightwolf19 0

gotta agree with FFML if she wants a damn tan then she has the right to get a damn tan. nae nae stfu just because your probably anorexic.

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amandalovesyou 0

haha no you don't look anorexic, you look active and healthy. if that's really you and that picture didn't get pulled from photobucket =D

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amandalovesyou 0

lmao =D that makes about two of us on FML then. and you should be comfortable, you're very pretty.

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mebecatie 0

lol win lmfao btw I love zebras!! :D lol

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apriljoyo 0

isn't that obvious? The spray isn't able to get under them on its own!

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PaintTheStars 2

Well since the OP is orange wouldn't the OP be a tiger with stripes?

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leggomyeggo12 2

its funny cuz your fat lol

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starsbAby 2

Today, 2 stupid girls argued through comments on an fml I had posted the day before, they argued about if I should even care about the way I look since I'm fat.FML

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amandalovesyou 0

Idk if this is in reference to me, but I'm pretty damn far from stupid

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starsbAby 2

i'm making fun of two girls that were arguing through the actual OPs point of view dumbass

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Brittney_E 0

you had to kill it.

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starsbAby 2

147-I'm not talkin about u haha. and 159-love ur username

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FFML_314 11

Don't forget me!! :] We can high five now naenae

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FFML_314 11

I never doubted that you were a nice person. People can disagree on something, doesn't make them bad. I disagree with my best friend almost daily. She's a shit head though.

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ispitflames 3

im pretty sure tigers dont have white stripes....

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FFML_314 11

Lol, were you getting impatient 170?

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Trollz4daLULZ 1

FINALLY... THE ROCK HAS COME BACK TO FML!!! AND ALL OF THE MILLIONS [pause while audience yells "AND MILLIONS!!!!"] OF THE ROCK'S FANS CAN'T WAIT TO SEE HIM LAY THE SMACK DOWN ON ALL THE RUDY-POO CANDY ASSES!!!!

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