naenae and ffml.. lawls @ you both. I find it humorous when two chicks have a debate and try to flaunt "intellect" through mildly witty responses and somehow derive confidence and self esteem through their own statements. Your debate wasn't even a debate; both of you agreed on the same points but failed to comprehend the other's argument. it's okay though.. at least it's cute :D.

hahaha love it! YDI.

OP wouldnt have wasted their time posting this FML had they been used to dealing with their fat rolls on a daily basis. A more logical explanation could be that they were a new mom trying to reclaim their sexuality by getting a tan.

eww gross

That is why you don't go and try to get a tan if you have fat rolls! That is just...ewwwwwww!!!!!!

...I think this FML is fake.

You just lost me on "fat rolls"..

wow, nice to see weight is still the last socially acceptable prejudice to have! First, none of us know the size of the OP so to write that they m,must be the size of a "whale" just makes you look like a turd who never leaves their grandmas basement. Second, people come in all shales and sizes so the ignorant comments of "eat healthier and exercise!" just means you are an insensitive moron for pretending the comments are out of health concerns. If a size 0 girl was eatinhg McDonalds every day, nobody would be telling her to eat better! So all the idiots need to STFU.

Ew! YDI for being that ******* fat!

it's funny cause you're fat.