Miscellaneous: Today, I went to a very crowded restaurant. Being really shy,...

By Anonymous - 28/11/2010 08:07 - United States

Today, I went to a very crowded restaurant. Being really shy, I requested to sit in the corner, but instead they placed me in the center of the dinning area. I started to eat my food and got really spaced out. Suddenly I sneeze-farted and everyone turned to look at me. FML

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By Embarrassed - 01/10/2010 13:06 - United States

Today, I had to sneeze really bad in a restaurant. To avoid sneezing on everybody's food, I turned my head to the side and sneezed, it just so happens a waitress was there serving a table. My nose went straight into her ass. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/09/2013 16:22 - United States - Union

Today, while in class, I had to sneeze. Not wanting to make a lot of noise, I held it in, only to instead let out a huge, long fart. Everyone, including the teacher, turned and stared at me intently. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/02/2016 05:01 - United States - Pittsburgh

Today, I farted at a crowded concert, and people started commenting on said fart. I specifically went out of my way to eat certain foods all day so that it wouldn't happen. FML

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Both ends

By Anon - 19/06/2024 12:00 - United States - Birmingham

Today, I was in a meeting when I felt a sneeze coming on. I tried to hold it in to avoid making a noise. Instead, I ended up sneeze-imploding so hard that I accidentally farted at the same time. The entire room went silent. FML

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One way or another

By embarrassed - 08/10/2012 09:12 - Australia - Morphett Vale

Today, despite having a mild case of the flu, I visited my boyfriend's house and watched a movie with his parents. During the movie, I felt the sudden urge to sneeze. Trying to hold it in, I managed to do the loudest fart I've ever done in my life. Everyone heard. FML

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By oops - 18/05/2009 04:17 - United States

Today, while I was waitressing, I bent down to pick up a menu and accidentally farted, really loud, at my table. FML

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Classic backfire

By Anonymous - 02/09/2023 04:00

Today, I was in a quiet library, trying to stifle a sneeze. In the process, I let out an embarrassingly loud and dramatic snort that echoed through the room. Heads turned. Many stared. FML

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Ight imma head out

By Anonymous - 10/10/2024 13:00 - United States

Today, I was nervously observing a delicate medical procedure while training at my new job. I tried to stifle a sneeze and instead (as you can probably guess) ripped the biggest, most cartoonishly loud fart of my life. My ass sounded like a tuba and I was asked to leave the room. FML

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Check her out

By minnie - 28/08/2009 18:30 - United States

Today, I was feeling sick and I farted really loud in the school's girls bathroom. Some boys overheard from the hall and called everyone over. I came out only to find about 20 guys staring anxiously at the bathroom's door to see who I was. FML

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Panic!

By Anonymous - 31/12/2023 08:00 - United States

Today, I fucked up by trusting the wrong fart and shat myself in the middle of the restaurant I was eating lunch at. I was so mortified, I couldn't even finish the meal I paid for. FML

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Sunday 28 November 2010 16:28

AND THE CROWD GOES WILD!!!!!!!!

ysomad 0

Sunday 28 November 2010 16:28

it's okay to feel sad sometimes! (mr. Rogers)

Comments

ersa1802 0

Monday 29 November 2010 1:55

A sneeze-fart? That's pretty impressive, I'd be surprised if you didn't come out of that without some friends. ;)

jayAZ 3

Monday 29 November 2010 2:58

awesome! Try to believe they were awed! really I would be...just wish I was dining with ya! ;)

Oscaroreo 0

Monday 29 November 2010 5:16

I once sneze fart peed

lostinthismoment 0

Monday 29 November 2010 5:37

It's like cough-burping, they always catch you by suprise. Haha. :P

MmissyT 8

Tuesday 30 November 2010 1:15

lmao my friend jst did tht tha othr dayy :) it was hekka funnyy

lawnboy420 0

Monday 29 November 2010 7:02

just be thankful it wasn't a sneeze- shard

HeretoBlame 3

Monday 29 November 2010 8:08

FYL OP I say leave a LARGE LARGE TIP :p

Xylude 0

Monday 29 November 2010 10:04

Ah, the infamous snart strikes again!

bubbaboo 0

Monday 29 November 2010 13:46

my bestfriend vomit-farts when she's drunk so I guess your not the only one... but to do it in a crowded restaurant?... fyl.

xXDubbleChic 11

Monday 29 November 2010 17:41

awwww u poor thing

arcadia_xx 0

Tuesday 30 November 2010 1:19

I swear the end of this fml said 'everyone turned to look at me, including my crush.' >.>

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