Miscellaneous: Today, I went to a wake. When my dad picked me up, I was still...

By Anonymous - 04/12/2013 16:24 - United States - Cleveland

Today, I went to a wake. When my dad picked me up, I was still pretty upset. Just when I'd had enough of death, the car hits a raccoon on the way home. FML

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By bunnylover - 15/03/2010 16:44 - Canada

Today, my dad and I were in the car when a rabbit scurried across the road, just missing us. My dad turned and said to me, "Well, it's good we didn't hit him. He gets to live another day." I then looked in the rear view mirror to see the rabbit running away from the cross traffic, only to be hit by the car behind us. FML

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By catstew - 02/10/2009 01:43 - United States

Today, my mother's beloved cat died and we thought it would be nice to bury it in the back yard. I came home from work and while walking to the door saw that the cat had been dug up and partially eaten by the local raccoons and strays. FML

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By Noname - 29/10/2011 11:02 - United States

Today, I drove home on my birthday, and my mom said she'd meet me there. I was a little surprised to get home and find she wasn't there, but even more shocked to see my rabbit run over in my driveway. Turns out he'd gotten loose and my mom had run him over, panicked, and left. FML

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By anugla - 18/08/2009 05:02 - United States

Today, I ran over a cat while driving home. I tried to keep myself together but couldn't help but cry because of how bad I felt. Through my tears I failed to notice a porcupine in the middle of the road. Yep, I hit him too. FML

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By FamilyLoving - 19/08/2013 16:00 - United States - Patchogue

Today, I was out jogging. As I took a rest to have a drink of water, a car pulled onto the sidewalk and bumped into me. Not just any car; my dad's car. He then drove away. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/11/2009 19:11 - United States

Today, I hit a deer. The worst part? Papa deer saw me hit mama deer, and proceded to ram into my car. FML

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Tactful

By petlover - 23/11/2009 04:30 - United States

Today, I had to put my 17 year-old cat down. I cried the whole way up to the vet's office and back. After finally coming to terms with the situation, and trying to forget, my dad's friend walks up to me and says, "So, I heard you killed your cat?" FML

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By Anonymous - 18/09/2010 06:31 - United States

Today, I was bringing the garbage cans inside and noticed one felt a little heavy. I opened it, only to find a raccoon. A very angry raccoon. FML

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You deserved it 2 928

Road rage

By Anonymous - 15/05/2023 22:00

Today, my dad is such an asshole, he pulled out into traffic because he was too impatient to wait, which is how we ended up in the middle of a funeral for 5 miles, right behind the hearse. It was the funeral of a friend's dad and now I have 87 missed calls from her, and I’m too scared to answer. FML

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By Karaline45 - 15/12/2018 05:00

Today, I bought a new car. Twenty-five minutes into driving it home, I hit a deer. FML

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thisiswilli_fml 5

Wednesday 4 December 2013 18:52

Poor raccoon:(

Jemm_fml 29

Wednesday 4 December 2013 18:55

A wake is a gathering some cultures have each night between the death of a person and their funeral. It's where family and friends visit the bereaved to support and assist for funeral preparations.

Comments

live2loveurself 11

Wednesday 4 December 2013 20:03

What the hell is a "wake" ??

ksks1234 33

Wednesday 4 December 2013 20:27

What the hell is google?

RedPillSucks 31

Wednesday 4 December 2013 21:03

We should have a big hole to kick people into while yelling "This is ******* Jeopardy!!" instead of "This is Sparta!!"

rogerover 19

Wednesday 4 December 2013 20:19

Wake is same as "showing". Body in casket, open or closed. People visit and say goodbye. BTW raccoons suck.

CobaltRaccoon 6

Wednesday 4 December 2013 20:30

Poor raccoon brother :(

MzZombicidal 36

Wednesday 4 December 2013 21:09

Why go on YouTube when you can find some on Facebook?

Mitch17FML 3

Wednesday 4 December 2013 22:33

Really? **** your life? Who cares it's a raccoon. That's nothing to make a big deal out of. It should be FTRL. **** That Racoon's Life.

larrybudd 6

Wednesday 4 December 2013 23:13

Sorry about asking, but what is a wake?

ulissey_fml 22

Wednesday 4 December 2013 23:43

Your name is MacGill, but you call yourself Lil ?

delay1234 19

Thursday 5 December 2013 0:11

Aw poor raccoon

sanecatlady 13

Thursday 5 December 2013 1:17

Was it daylight? Raccoons are nocturnal and if one is awake during the day they're probably sick with rabies or some other disease. Killing it may have been a good thing after all.