By crazygirl - 15/12/2010 02:18 - Canada

Today, I went to a work party where we had a Secret Santa. I gave a nice set of beer bottles with glasses. When my name was called I naturally picked the biggest gift. I got groceries. I now have dog food and men's body spray. I don't have a boyfriend or a dog. FML
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Same thing different taste

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Dynoblaze 1

YDI for being greedy and a size queen. Bigger isn't always better. ;)

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schwancy 2

Get a dog and a boyfriend.

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you_freak 7

Greedy and ungrateful. Nice OP.

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77taylah33 0

sometimes smaller gifts are worth more than bigger ones..... acually most of the time.

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whatyotalkinbout 0

I thought the point of secret santa was for everyone to be assigned a Santa that will get them a gift that's actually wanted, but the recipient doesn't get to find out who bought it. your version of secret santa sounds more like a lucky dip to me.

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Draminicaus 0

Some versions of the Secret Santa have everyone involved buy a gift and put them all together. Then they draw names to determine to determine an order, and everyone picks one of the gifts. My work did that version over the "assigned" Santa because everyone always found out who had whom before they exchanged gifts.

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4bidden 0

i disagree my gf loves my big package:)

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blacklite69 0

Actually, OP, I'd be SERIOUSLY happy with that present. I can barely afford my groceries. Cheer up, Charlie. :D

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pompousjackass 10

Bigger =/= better. Also, that's a pretty retarded way of doing Secret Santa.

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