By gorillalove - 11/09/2010 19:25 - United States

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Today, I went to a zoo that had a gorilla in a cage. I walked up, and the gorilla stopped what he was doing, looked me in the eyes, and started jacking off. FML
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Crowcaller 5

a gorilla finds u attractive. a real fml!

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36jg63 0

he thinks your hott...take it as a compliment ! gosh!! aha and 21 I love ur hair!!

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Hoplaka 0

Askthe zoo keepers to let you in so the gorilla can give you a good spanking! ;] Either you are a hot monkey or a hot person.

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Dark2003 0

you must be flattered another species found you attracttive or either feminine

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damian25 0

you should have asked "is that a banana in your pocket?" hehe lame joke x)

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bachooka 5

is that a banana in your pocket... or is that an erection in your pocket!

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sourgirl101 28

A mistaken banana is better than a tube of chapstick. (:

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Theblue_fml 0

Was the gorilla a hunk? cuz if he was you should've gotten your "RAWR" on ;)

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skyeyez9 24

This can be either a compliment or a nightmare: Gorilla thinks you are a beautiful human or mistaken you for a hawt gorilla.

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