By gorillalove - 11/09/2010 19:25 - United States

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Today, I went to a zoo that had a gorilla in a cage. I walked up, and the gorilla stopped what he was doing, looked me in the eyes, and started jacking off. FML
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iheartowls 0

12- So in others words, you would enjoy a gorilla looking you in the eyes, and start jacking off? How creepy is that?!?

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Juneyah1017 9

did you stay to watch? I bet he skeeted in your face! lmao

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Stupified 0

You make me go ape shit crazy! You're an animal, you wanna monkey around with me?

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Stupified 0

Calm down bro, don't need to go bananas. Have some chimps and dip.

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ThatLooksSticky 16

LOL & high five!

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AmberLovvesYouu 0

you're really hott

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Edokun 0

#50 that pictures sooo cute ^.^ and they wont stop with the crappy puns if anything knowing that it'll piss people off would make them type even more puns... it's kinda sad but hey its just something people do.

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rwctkd95 0

lmao! he got his banana hard! watch out he'll go donkey kong on that pu**y

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nexttimeblue 0

At least he was looking you in the eyes and not just at your ****!

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Hoplaka 0

Holy shet I love your hair. :D Wake me up, wake me up inside can't wake up, wake me up inside sve me, call my name and save ne from the dark! ;] <3

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ITooSick 0

Lol you're fakeeeee.

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TaylorTotsYumm 10

Why did you put Evanescence lyrics in your comment?

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xITZxTuRtLeX 0

WTF? 76 evanescence reference bring me to life luv it.:)

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funguy1234 0

hey stranger. where have you been hidding?

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bigbadtim 7

This is not really an FML, but it is funny as hell.

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