By gorillalove - 11/09/2010 19:25 - United States

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Today, I went to a zoo that had a gorilla in a cage. I walked up, and the gorilla stopped what he was doing, looked me in the eyes, and started jacking off. FML
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PaintTheStars 2

:0 awesome username bring me the horizon Ftw <3

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bachooka 5

yikes!! somebody needs to shave!! lol jk jk

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bachooka 5

wow that was totally pointless, what a douche! <3

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p3rfect_ins4nity 0

yikes!!! somebody needs to lose some weight! lol

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Kiodee 0

no. just.. no. she's beatiful the way she is.

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bachooka 5

I've actually lost twenty pounds in the last month and have changed my eating habits and started exercising for at least an hour a day, so... think what you want I'm happy

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TaylorTotsYumm 10

60, you're an asshole. Go **** yourself.

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bachooka 5

don't worry about him... he lacks the self confidence to even put up a real picture so I have one up on him already! lol

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boopityboppity 11

"You're an asshole," TTY says. Right afterwards, she says, "Go **** yourself." *Laughs*

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IIFoxII 0

you need to lose alot more then 20 pounds...

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TaylorTotsYumm 10

LOL, 92. You got my pun. Good job.

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boopityboppity 11

Yeah, thanks. I thought it was doubly funny because it made you seem something of an asshole as well. Unintentionally, perhaps, but still funny.

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TaylorTotsYumm 10

It was very intentional. :)

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ImTheMusicDude 0

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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atomicwedgie4u 0

so your a sweet peace of monkey meat, next time shave.

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grog_fml 3

bwahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

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idkmyusername 0

you should think of it as a compliment. Most men are apes and if a ape thinks your hot, most men will. Problem solved

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FleshForFantasy 3

Lmao! This is too funny!

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