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By gorillalove - 11/09/2010 19:25 - United States

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Today, I went to a zoo that had a gorilla in a cage. I walked up, and the gorilla stopped what he was doing, looked me in the eyes, and started jacking off. FML
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boopityboppity 11

Yeah, nice! How very creative, original, and hilarious you are! Nobody's ever said anything remotely close to that!

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cabbitt 0

That's spectacular. Thanks for the laugh.

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ericamari3x 0

Probably thought you were a fellow gorilla. haha

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kendra19977 0

damn that's sexy u should have snuck in and gave him a bj and had some sex

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teencountryboy97 0

typical 12-13 year old... kids these days :/

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remy3106 10

lol wow I didn't think monkeys could do that!! that's cooll

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TheIrishJaneDoe 8

Lots of animals **********. Primates' hands just make it easier.

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HomeAl0ne 20

Yeah, my gf and I watched a monkey ********** once. It just wandered over the roof top next to our hotel in India, sat down, jacked himself off, sniffed at the cum then wandered away. The only thing missing was a copy of Playmonkey magazine.

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Evan071 0

this fml would probally be way more funnier if OP was a male, but still, it's still really funny

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kendra19977 0

damn that's sexy u should have snuck in and gave him a bj and had some sex

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FirstBornUnicorn 0

Did he show you his monkey?

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