Miscellaneous: Today, I went to babysit eight kids under the age of ten, all...

By JazzyandAlice - 20/09/2009 06:06 - United States

Today, I went to babysit eight kids under the age of ten, all by myself. After five hours of Hell, the parents finally came back from the ASU game. I got paid $5. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/09/2021 02:01

Today, I babysat the neighbors’ evil kids. They dropped them over at my house and I played with them for five hours. After taking the brats back home and putting them to bed, their mother asked me what time I came back to the house. She only paid me for the 20 minutes I was in their house. FML

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By GabsAlot829 - 21/07/2009 22:17 - United States

Today, I babysat the most annoying and obnoxious kids for almost eight hours, when the parents assured me that they would only be gone about three or so hours. After constant calling and worrying, they finally showed up at 11:30, completely drunk. The mother paid me with three dollars and a banana. FML

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I quit!

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - East Carondelet

Today, I'm babysitting kids whose parents said they would be back by 12. Its 4 a.m. and they still aren't home. I don't get paid enough for this. FML

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By lockedoutbabysitter - 09/03/2010 17:19 - United States

Today, I was babysitting. Being kind, I went to grab their mail, while their 4 year old ate lunch. He locked me out, wrecked the house, and let me in right when he saw their car two hours later. I didn't get paid. I paid them. FML

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By Thatguynoonelikes - 29/09/2015 13:21 - United States - Mansfield

Today, I was babysitting a couple of kids. I'd spent time with them before, so I brought my video game console to play with them. I forgot to take it home with me. They soon sold it to another kid for $10. FML

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By bastards - 05/06/2014 20:05 - Netherlands - Den Haag

Today, I babysat the brattiest and most foul-mouthed 8-year-old I've ever met. After I survived three hours of it, his parents finally came home. He claimed I'd invited a boy over and that we did "stuff" on the couch all evening. They believed him. I didn't get paid, to say the least. FML

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By Thanks a lot - 23/10/2015 01:27 - United States - Chestnut Hill

Today, I babysat for my neighbor's brat kid. The mom gave me $15 for 5 hours. I complained to my mom when I got home because last time I got $15/hour. Turns out my mom had told my neighbor that she thought they'd paid me too much last time. Thanks mom. Thanks. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/03/2011 03:36 - United States

Today, I'm babysitting three children under the age of seven. They have no discipline, don't listen, scream all the time, won't nap, terrorize my dog, and have peed their pants a collective 5 times today. I am not getting paid for this. Their mother has no plans to come get them any time soon. FML

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Little darling

By Anonymous - 21/05/2016 04:27 - Australia - Clayton

Today, I babysat a kid who was such a bratty little prick that I actually considered walking out on the job. After his mom finally got home 4 hours later, he called her a slut. When he got in trouble for it, he claimed that I taught him the word. Needless to say, I didn't get paid. FML

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I'm not even supposed to be here today!

By Anonymous - 06/11/2023 00:02

Today, after my family left me at home for the weekend before finals while they went on vacation so I could focus on my studies, I spent the weekend watching my little cousins for no pay. It wasn’t an easy babysitting job either. I had to pay attention to and then re-enact basically every Bluey episode ever to exist, with no time to study. FML

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anniebananie 3

Sunday 20 September 2009 16:13

Why didn't you say anything?! Stand up for yourself!

Alister09 0

Sunday 20 September 2009 16:10

I would say Hmm...$5 for 8 kids under 10? I think I'll tell everyone that goes to my school that you're cheap and you'll never be able to get a babysitter again!

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RFreedom 0

Monday 21 September 2009 2:57

if i were in ur place i would'nt take it..

joshizzle3 1

Monday 21 September 2009 3:12

because they go to ASU games. Sun Devils suck. Wildcats gonna take the Pac-10

FerrariCake 2

Monday 21 September 2009 3:19

Revenge: act happy, tell them to call you again when they need a babysitter. Next time they are expecting you, don't go. If they try to call you, ignore them. They won't be able to find another babysitter at the last minute, and you'll ruin their plans. Of course, you'll lose out on the $5 babysitting job, but I'm sure you'll get over it. If they ever ask you about it, you can tell them you got a better job for that evening that paid more than $1 an hour. Avenge yourself... or people will continue to use you.

darkshadow_fml 0

Monday 21 September 2009 3:27

YDI for not negotiating before hand how much you'll get paid

coopert28 0

Monday 21 September 2009 3:32

GO ASU!! :D

Narf_fml 0

Monday 21 September 2009 3:34

Be thankful you got any money at all greedy capitalist.

01100110 0

Monday 21 September 2009 3:50

You set the price before they leave... YDI

waddlezizmyname 3

Monday 21 September 2009 4:16

That totally sucks. My friend went to the ASU game, too, and sent me pictures saying, "I'd say I wish you were here, but I'd be lying". Thanks, buddy, thanks.

randomness28 0

Monday 21 September 2009 4:30

YDI for babysitting the Gosselins.

piles_of_fail 0

Monday 21 September 2009 4:58

YDI. Discuss payment beforehand, and if they were terrors, mention that. If the parents want you to come back, they should add a little extra for the bother. that's what the parents I sit for do.