Intimacy: Today, I went to bed with three hot, half-naked girls beneath... - FML

By lonelyguy321 - 27/07/2010 14:43 - United Kingdom

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Today, I went to bed with three hot, half-naked girls beneath me. I was in the bunk above. Alone. FML

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By thermos - 03/02/2009 23:47 - United States

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Today, I had a sexy dream, woke up and started to masturbate quite vigorously. When I finished, I hopped off the top bunk naked to see my brother and his girlfriend laying in the bottom bunk. FML

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By Jonathan - 13/10/2008 08:27

Today, I woke up next to a beautiful, half-naked brunette in my bed. Two minutes later, my alarm clock woke me up for real. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/08/2009 11:49 - United States

Today, I woke up in my friend's living room after our sleepover. I heard her hot older brother and his friends in the kitchen. Feeling confident, I exposed my midriff a little bit just to give them a peek. They groaned and threw a blanket over me. FML

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By Ned - 29/08/2009 23:36 - United States

Spicy

Today, I woke up in my bunkbed because I thought I was experiencing my first earthquake ever. I jumped out of bed and found that it was just my roomate masturbating in the bottom bunk. It was 6am. FML

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By VacationTSA - 19/02/2009 16:29 - United States

Today, I woke up in a girl's bed, who I've had a crush on for two years. She was sleeping on the floor with someone else. FML

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Get me out of here

By Anonymous - 25/06/2021 23:02 - United States - Schertz

Today, I had a sleepover with two of my friends. We only had one bed, and it ended up with me against the wall. I then remembered that I'm very claustrophobic, and can't sleep. It's 4 a.m. FML

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By Dirty_Mind_69 - 20/07/2013 08:35 - United States - Shreveport

Today, I came home from work to my hot roommate cooking and wearing nothing but an apron. She pulled me into her room and things went great. At least, they did before I woke up in the break room with my coworkers and boss all gathered around, listening to me talking in my sleep. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/06/2012 17:41 - United States - Oregon City

Spicy

Today, I woke up from a sexy dream about my boyfriend. Too bad I'd fallen asleep in my living room with my whole family over, grandma included. They were all staring. I'd been sleep humping and moaning. FML

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By killmyself - 23/01/2009 19:50 - United States

Spicy

Today, I was masturbating lying on the lower bed of my brother's and my bunk beds. I finished jacking off and tried to get up to clean myself I hit my head on metal panel of the upper bed and passed out. Later woke up in my bed... found out my parents came home and saw me passed out naked holding a porn mag. FML

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The wrong kind of banging

By BRELLA - 03/02/2009 19:58 - United States

Spicy

Today, I finally got the chance to sleep with a girl from home who I'd wanted for a long time. She has low blood pressure problems though, and when things got hot, she passed out while she was on top of me, fell and hit her head on the night stand. FML

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SyraSid5 0

Tuesday 27 July 2010 19:08

why were they there?

NeonRisk 0

Tuesday 27 July 2010 19:08

*face palm*

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jonzey0 0

Wednesday 28 July 2010 4:28

OP I will have to take your man card for not making an attempt. YDI

partygirl14 0

Wednesday 28 July 2010 4:43

wow grow some balls and go get it on

billybob171717 0

Wednesday 28 July 2010 4:46

then do something about it you ******* pussy and stop bitching online

sexiibitch013 0

Wednesday 28 July 2010 4:49

while there sleeping take the hottest ones pans off and stick it in that girl!

franciscovegas 3

Wednesday 28 July 2010 4:55

why is this a fml? is it because they were almost naked, or was it maybe cause they were your sisters?

EROD78 0

Wednesday 28 July 2010 4:59

mhm sneak in bed with them!

dkm94 0

Wednesday 28 July 2010 5:01

crawl your ass down there and get in the middle of them!!!!!

agentx3 0

Wednesday 28 July 2010 6:41

dammmn that sucks

iCommentFML 0

Wednesday 28 July 2010 7:36

lol i was at a sleep over and my friends twin sis had her friend sleep over also and so they had to sleep with us and i shared a couch with them 

Miss_gord 0

Wednesday 28 July 2010 8:03

91.your to cute to just joke about it.lol &why were they half naked????

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