Intimacy: Today, I went to bed with three hot, half-naked girls beneath... - FML

By lonelyguy321 - 27/07/2010 14:43 - United Kingdom

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Today, I went to bed with three hot, half-naked girls beneath me. I was in the bunk above. Alone. FML

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By thermos - 03/02/2009 23:47 - United States

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Today, I had a sexy dream, woke up and started to masturbate quite vigorously. When I finished, I hopped off the top bunk naked to see my brother and his girlfriend laying in the bottom bunk. FML

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By Jonathan - 13/10/2008 08:27

Today, I woke up next to a beautiful, half-naked brunette in my bed. Two minutes later, my alarm clock woke me up for real. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/08/2009 11:49 - United States

Today, I woke up in my friend's living room after our sleepover. I heard her hot older brother and his friends in the kitchen. Feeling confident, I exposed my midriff a little bit just to give them a peek. They groaned and threw a blanket over me. FML

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By Ned - 29/08/2009 23:36 - United States

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Today, I woke up in my bunkbed because I thought I was experiencing my first earthquake ever. I jumped out of bed and found that it was just my roomate masturbating in the bottom bunk. It was 6am. FML

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By VacationTSA - 19/02/2009 16:29 - United States

Today, I woke up in a girl's bed, who I've had a crush on for two years. She was sleeping on the floor with someone else. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/06/2021 23:02 - United States - Schertz

Today, I had a sleepover with two of my friends. We only had one bed, and it ended up with me against the wall. I then remembered that I'm very claustrophobic, and can't sleep. It's 4 a.m. FML

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By Dirty_Mind_69 - 20/07/2013 08:35 - United States - Shreveport

Today, I came home from work to my hot roommate cooking and wearing nothing but an apron. She pulled me into her room and things went great. At least, they did before I woke up in the break room with my coworkers and boss all gathered around, listening to me talking in my sleep. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/06/2012 17:41 - United States - Oregon City

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Today, I woke up from a sexy dream about my boyfriend. Too bad I'd fallen asleep in my living room with my whole family over, grandma included. They were all staring. I'd been sleep humping and moaning. FML

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By killmyself - 23/01/2009 19:50 - United States

Spicy

Today, I was masturbating lying on the lower bed of my brother's and my bunk beds. I finished jacking off and tried to get up to clean myself I hit my head on metal panel of the upper bed and passed out. Later woke up in my bed... found out my parents came home and saw me passed out naked holding a porn mag. FML

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The wrong kind of banging

By BRELLA - 03/02/2009 19:58 - United States

Spicy

Today, I finally got the chance to sleep with a girl from home who I'd wanted for a long time. She has low blood pressure problems though, and when things got hot, she passed out while she was on top of me, fell and hit her head on the night stand. FML

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SyraSid5 0

Tuesday 27 July 2010 19:08

why were they there?

NeonRisk 0

Tuesday 27 July 2010 19:08

*face palm*

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mycomment 0

Tuesday 27 July 2010 21:55

and you went to sleep knowing that their was three chicks under you without atleast trying to get some ? damn !

OhaiDerLol 0

Tuesday 27 July 2010 21:55

first ur mom

omega802 0

Tuesday 27 July 2010 22:00

accidently fall down the bed

AndrewOO7 0

Tuesday 27 July 2010 22:02

JOIN!!!!!!!

dougierocks 13

Tuesday 27 July 2010 22:04

YDI for having a bunkbed...

Hwikek 2

Tuesday 27 July 2010 22:08

I am absolutely appalled by the idea that men only seem to think about sex. As a man I find myself offended by the very idea. Some of us aren't sex maniacs you know

me142 0

Tuesday 27 July 2010 22:18

you should be getting some tips from the guy who got those girls.

nerdsgetmehot 22

Tuesday 27 July 2010 22:42

#144 I don't think a guy got the girls, it was just three girls on the bottom bunk.

shindledecker 0

Tuesday 27 July 2010 22:26

I would have asked them if they needed a dick.

ttfunny 0

Tuesday 27 July 2010 22:47

hahahaha lol!!! two words for u....No Balls!!

rusticmayhem 0

Tuesday 27 July 2010 22:54

Why didn't you go down there ? lol.

nerdsgetmehot 22

Tuesday 27 July 2010 23:19

#152 Maybe he tried to and they rejected him. That would be even worse. Haha. :P

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