By LoLLightning - 27/06/2009 07:24 - United States

Today, I went to Burger King. I was sipping the drink and put it on my window sill to save for later. I fell asleep, and when I woke up my mouth was dry. I took a sip and felt something go into my mouth. Thinking it was an ice cube, I bit down on it. It was not an ice cube. It was a cockroach. FML
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LoLLightning 0

OP here, okay for all of those who are retarded and have never tried to submit an FML before, you only get 300 characters. Most people can put together that I got my food, went home, and put the drink on my window sill and fell asleep. I wasn't exactly thinking that the ice melted when I was more than half asleep and thirsty. I'm sorry that I can't describe my experience in intricate detail for all the retards that don't understand normal human talk. Thank you very much.

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Casualt1234 0

put it on your window sill to save for later? how the hell does that make sense? 1: it will get hot if its sunny outside 2: fridge???

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crzy4anime 0

oh dayum, that must be VERY tramatizing

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Crash5510 0

Something like that happened to me. They taste like salt and vinegar chips, right?

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xdorkasaur 0

How in the hell do you mistake an ice cube for a roach?

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Ohmygoshhh 0

oh wow, yuck! At first i thought you said a **** went down your throat, but then i finished it.

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rustyrox 0

YDI don't eat junk

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goblin_911 0

fyl for having a cockroach in your drink but... ydi for thinking an icecube and a cockroach felt at all the same

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Mariee265 0

why put it on the window sill? what about a table? that's what they're there for.

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SusanaSaysRawrxD 0

Wow, you all fail when it comes to reading comprehension. She went to the drive-thru.../facepalm. OP; that sucks -.-" One time, I was at Friendly's, and when I finished eating, there was a little cockroach scuttering around under my food x_x

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krankypoptart 0

EEEEWWWWWW.. there is nothing else to say.

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