By LoLLightning - 27/06/2009 07:24 - United States

Today, I went to Burger King. I was sipping the drink and put it on my window sill to save for later. I fell asleep, and when I woke up my mouth was dry. I took a sip and felt something go into my mouth. Thinking it was an ice cube, I bit down on it. It was not an ice cube. It was a cockroach. FML
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LoLLightning 0

OP here, okay for all of those who are retarded and have never tried to submit an FML before, you only get 300 characters. Most people can put together that I got my food, went home, and put the drink on my window sill and fell asleep. I wasn't exactly thinking that the ice melted when I was more than half asleep and thirsty. I'm sorry that I can't describe my experience in intricate detail for all the retards that don't understand normal human talk. Thank you very much.

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dumbguy 0

you are such an epic fail. this is the dumbest fml ever

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Luckysmurf 0

Dont worry, i accidentally ate like 100 flies last night

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Rowbin 0

That's what you get for not eating at McDonalds.

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gothymama 0

To all the people saying "Your house is disgusting," not necessarily. I live in a rather clean apartment, also in Florida. There's just, unfortunately, a lot of roaches in Florida. Our apartment is by no means infested, but every once in awhile they get in our house. Of course in an apartment, I can't do anything about how clean our neighbors' apartments are, so if they live in filth and have a roach-infested apartment, a few are bound to get in from the apartments around us. To the OP, I'm so sorry. That's so disgusting. I hate cockroaches with a passion. Eww!

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Cazly_420 0

Oh yeah, I always fall asleep at Burger King. Not.

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ozymandias_fml 0

CLEAN YOUR FREAKING HOUSE! That is so disgusting, it is beyond words. Assuming of course that you are not sleeping at Burger King.

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luvluvluv 0

YDI for eating at Burger King. That place is nasty yo. :( But seriously, that is gross. Sorry dude.

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pinelotiile 0

omg the same thing happened to me when i was 4. i was eating sultanas and when i put one in my mouth i thought to myself "?? sultanas dont have legs??"

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