By LoLLightning - 27/06/2009 07:24 - United States

Today, I went to Burger King. I was sipping the drink and put it on my window sill to save for later. I fell asleep, and when I woke up my mouth was dry. I took a sip and felt something go into my mouth. Thinking it was an ice cube, I bit down on it. It was not an ice cube. It was a cockroach. FML
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LoLLightning 0

OP here, okay for all of those who are retarded and have never tried to submit an FML before, you only get 300 characters. Most people can put together that I got my food, went home, and put the drink on my window sill and fell asleep. I wasn't exactly thinking that the ice melted when I was more than half asleep and thirsty. I'm sorry that I can't describe my experience in intricate detail for all the retards that don't understand normal human talk. Thank you very much.

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crazieeli 0

YUCK. but if you think on the positive side, bugs are suppose to be good for your health or something :)

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hey_ryan 0

What the hell, Who the hell falls asleep in burger king? I mean, that's honestly the weirdest thing i've ever heard.

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lil_miz_liz09 0

EWWW why are there goss bugs at a resturaunt?

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wikifoo 0

serves that roach right

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Shallow_Padentic 0

Everyone saying she slept at burger king is a complete idiot that should go DIAF. We don't need anymore idiots in our already over crowded world. It's pretty freaking clear in the post that they were at home and not sleeping in burger king. You know it's pretty nice to know how to put two and two together retards

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alex_vik 0

One thing I noticed: Why would you not think the ice melted by the time you woke up?

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LoLLightning 0

Being half asleep, I didn't think about ice melting when I woke up, all I thought about is that I was thirsty. Okay? Most of you people are all very ignorant. If you read my other post, number 28 I think, then I explain clearly that having only 300 characters to type out an FML, I would've put that I went home and then went to sleep, but I did not have enough characters. This isn't fake, and for all those people that are arguing that it is....get a life please? Oh and by the way...there was not a lid on the drink.

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CyclonePsycho 1

You clearly suck at writing for not being able to explain that in 300 characters. 'Snot that hard.

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smarty617 0

stop saying you are the OP because you're not, you dont have the same username

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saailaway 0

dear god! vjfoeiwhbvoef i did something like that a week ago but with a glass of milk. i take a sip and i almost barf cuz it felt like there was a spider or a hair in it! eeekoffjejgwvoierbvierwiogvep

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furry_fml 6

Hey, at least it's healthy, lol

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halolord01 2

Sue sue sue sue sue! ( ok you get the picture)

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