Intimacy: Today, I went to chill with my best guy friend and his girlfriend,...

By LilShawty2000 - 24/02/2009 05:30 - United States

Today, I went to chill with my best guy friend and his girlfriend, whom I recently met after I moved to the area. After a few beers, my buddy leaned over and tried to make out with me. I quickly backed up and shockingly looked over at his girlfriend to expect the same reaction. She winked. FML

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By TheThirdWheel - 23/04/2018 05:00

Today, I walked in on my boyfriend of 2 years and my best friend of 10 years making out in my bedroom. I stared and when they noticed me, my boyfriend didn’t even bat an eye and suggested we have a threesome. My best friend immediately agreed. FML

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Cheers

By ineedanotherdrink - 07/08/2009 09:43 - United States

Today, I went out drinking with a friend I've been crushing on for a while now. After we'd been talking and had a few, she said, "Man, I haven't gotten laid in months! Do you mind?" Surprised but hopeful, I nodded. She leaned over, hugged me, and went to hit on a guy by the bar. FML

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Betrayal

By frankfukhergood - 09/07/2009 05:49 - Canada

Today, I asked a buddy of mine if he wanted to go see a movie. He said he was busy, so I decided to go alone. Midway through, the couple behind me was making out and kicking my seat. I turned around, and it's my ex-girlfriend making out with my buddy. FML

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By aranya - 14/06/2012 22:51 - Netherlands - Hengevelde

Today, I went to see a movie with my girlfriend and a few others. Mid-way through, I noticed my girlfriend giving a hand-job to my best friend. I couldn't believe my eyes, and I confronted them. He claimed he had been asleep, she claimed she was mopping up a spill, and I'm now single again. FML

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By clubber - 04/11/2008 04:16 - Switzerland

Today, I was in a nightclub with my girlfriend when a beautiful woman looked at me in the most provocative way. I didn't want to upset my girlfriend, so I escaped to the bar. When I came back, I saw the same girl making out with my girlfriend. Maybe I wasn't the one she was looking at. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/08/2012 04:04 - Australia

Today, I witnessed my girlfriend and best "friend" getting intimate. In a dim-witted attempt to cover up, my best friend proclaimed, "This isn't what it looks like!" I might have given him the benefit of the doubt, had he not still been inside my girlfriend at the time. FML

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No kinkshaming, but come on…

By nobody - 01/07/2023 00:02

Today, my girlfriend's best friend started coming on to me. I was appalled, and told her she was a terrible friend. My girlfriend jumped out of nowhere and started crying. Apparently, her kink is watching her best friend and boyfriend fuck, and she's now mad I didn't go for it. What the fuck? FML

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Fishing

By notgoth - 27/07/2014 22:17 - Netherlands - Rijen

Today, I went to a bar with my best friend, and some guys came up to us and started flirting with her and offering her a drink. I felt a bit left out and started joking that "I'm thirsty too". One guy looked at me, cringed and said, "No, I don't buy drinks for weird girls." FML

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By leeceetaylor99 - 15/07/2013 16:47 - United States - San Antonio

Today, I walked in on my boyfriend and my best friend making out. She claimed he was just tasting her lipstick. FML

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Self-sabotage

By Anonymous - 15/11/2016 09:20

Today, I was hanging out with a guy friend I hadn't seen for ages. The sexual tension was off the charts. We were making out and think were progressing, hands were roaming to both nether regions when I freaked out and blurted out, "But aren't we just friends?" We then sat and watched TV. FML

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ijrnelson 0

Tuesday 24 February 2009 12:11

What you got to lose! ;)

idontcare8l 3

Friday 12 August 2011 8:48

His anul virginity

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yhupp_FML 0

Sunday 14 June 2009 10:36

some 1 was prettii keen 4 a 3sum =P

Emriss 0

Tuesday 1 September 2009 6:37

People, details. The tag next to the username of OP says '(man)'.

Emriss 0

Tuesday 1 September 2009 6:41

Also (damn you, edit timer), it's weird that so many people assume the term 'guy friend' means OP is a chick. It's implying that you only have friends the same sex as you; that's the only reason I can think of you'd have no need to define what they are. Can none of you have close female friends without your penis accidentally falling into them or something?

timeoffire45 8

Saturday 17 October 2009 7:10

actually, the OP is classified as a man. Still, I find this both hilarious (because it's late for me) and kinda distrubing... unwanted sexual advances from anyone--no matter what gender or sexuality you are--are not fun. But hell, if you wanna go for it, go for it: it's not like it's wrong or anything, it just might not be what you're into.

timeoffire45 8

Saturday 17 October 2009 7:14

Can I take a moment to comment about how disproportionate the attitudes are depending on if people think the OP is a guy or a girl? Seriously. What's the difference? It's still the same concept: a threesome. There's going to be something "gay" going on SOMEwhere in there; and yes, two girls kissing is classified as "gay." So open your minds a little, PLEASE.

schoolfml 0

Wednesday 21 October 2009 23:42

#106.. two girls kissing is only considered gay if they are ugly.. if they are hot its called sexy. expecially if you (if your a guy) are in the middle.

minenotyours 0

Friday 1 January 2010 4:25

I smell a threesome! lmfao

bloodmonk115 3

Thursday 21 January 2010 7:51

fail? hmmm...

Whiterabbitm1 0

Saturday 13 February 2010 2:59

why are you complaining? 3 sones are great!

Giorgio272 2

Monday 8 March 2010 15:51

damn baby she just wanted some 3 way to happen. just learn to embrace it. eat the pussy baby I am sure you will like it. lick yo fingers up food and play with yourself. yeah let gio take over baby. mm hmm. in otherwords. stop being a bitch and **** em both already.