Intimacy: Today, I went to chill with my best guy friend and his girlfriend,... - FML

By LilShawty2000 - 24/02/2009 05:30 - United States

Spicy

Today, I went to chill with my best guy friend and his girlfriend, whom I recently met after I moved to the area. After a few beers, my buddy leaned over and tried to make out with me. I quickly backed up and shockingly looked over at his girlfriend to expect the same reaction. She winked. FML

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By TheThirdWheel - 23/04/2018 05:00

Today, I walked in on my boyfriend of 2 years and my best friend of 10 years making out in my bedroom. I stared and when they noticed me, my boyfriend didn’t even bat an eye and suggested we have a threesome. My best friend immediately agreed. FML

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Cheers

By ineedanotherdrink - 07/08/2009 09:43 - United States

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Today, I went out drinking with a friend I've been crushing on for a while now. After we'd been talking and had a few, she said, "Man, I haven't gotten laid in months! Do you mind?" Surprised but hopeful, I nodded. She leaned over, hugged me, and went to hit on a guy by the bar. FML

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Betrayal

By frankfukhergood - 09/07/2009 05:49 - Canada

Today, I asked a buddy of mine if he wanted to go see a movie. He said he was busy, so I decided to go alone. Midway through, the couple behind me was making out and kicking my seat. I turned around, and it's my ex-girlfriend making out with my buddy. FML

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By aranya - 14/06/2012 22:51 - Netherlands - Hengevelde

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Today, I went to see a movie with my girlfriend and a few others. Mid-way through, I noticed my girlfriend giving a hand-job to my best friend. I couldn't believe my eyes, and I confronted them. He claimed he had been asleep, she claimed she was mopping up a spill, and I'm now single again. FML

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By clubber - 04/11/2008 04:16 - Switzerland

Today, I was in a nightclub with my girlfriend when a beautiful woman looked at me in the most provocative way. I didn't want to upset my girlfriend, so I escaped to the bar. When I came back, I saw the same girl making out with my girlfriend. Maybe I wasn't the one she was looking at. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/08/2012 04:04 - Australia

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Today, I witnessed my girlfriend and best "friend" getting intimate. In a dim-witted attempt to cover up, my best friend proclaimed, "This isn't what it looks like!" I might have given him the benefit of the doubt, had he not still been inside my girlfriend at the time. FML

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No kinkshaming, but come on…

By nobody - 01/07/2023 00:02

Spicy

Today, my girlfriend's best friend started coming on to me. I was appalled, and told her she was a terrible friend. My girlfriend jumped out of nowhere and started crying. Apparently, her kink is watching her best friend and boyfriend fuck, and she's now mad I didn't go for it. What the fuck? FML

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Fishing

By notgoth - 27/07/2014 22:17 - Netherlands - Rijen

Today, I went to a bar with my best friend, and some guys came up to us and started flirting with her and offering her a drink. I felt a bit left out and started joking that "I'm thirsty too". One guy looked at me, cringed and said, "No, I don't buy drinks for weird girls." FML

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By leeceetaylor99 - 15/07/2013 16:47 - United States - San Antonio

Today, I walked in on my boyfriend and my best friend making out. She claimed he was just tasting her lipstick. FML

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Self-sabotage

By Anonymous - 15/11/2016 09:20

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Today, I was hanging out with a guy friend I hadn't seen for ages. The sexual tension was off the charts. We were making out and think were progressing, hands were roaming to both nether regions when I freaked out and blurted out, "But aren't we just friends?" We then sat and watched TV. FML

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ijrnelson 0

Tuesday 24 February 2009 12:11

What you got to lose! ;)

idontcare8l 3

Friday 12 August 2011 8:48

His anul virginity

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bi_chick 0

Friday 6 March 2009 21:04

I feel your pain #70, although me and my dude have at least one friend that we can have fmf with it sucks just trying to bring someone els in

lifehatesmedamn 0

Saturday 7 March 2009 0:04

#9 almost made me pee my pants. priceless.

Spitfire_fml 0

Saturday 7 March 2009 2:40

xDDD

flaschgirl16 0

Saturday 14 March 2009 18:28

Haha LMFAO! that is definately a missed opportunity!

steve070 0

Monday 16 March 2009 3:30

#9 is totally right.

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Monday 16 March 2009 4:35

Did you like it? Just a little? :]

AlisonMarie 0

Monday 16 March 2009 23:41

I am laughing my assss off at these comments.

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Tuesday 17 March 2009 2:47

Epic! I'd've done it XD

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Thursday 19 March 2009 3:58

Bahahah!

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Saturday 21 March 2009 2:44

hahah awk-warrrrrrd

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