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By LilShawty2000 - 24/02/2009 05:30 - United States

Today, I went to chill with my best guy friend and his girlfriend, whom I recently met after I moved to the area. After a few beers, my buddy leaned over and tried to make out with me. I quickly backed up and shockingly looked over at his girlfriend to expect the same reaction. She winked. FML

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You deserved it 7 920

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By TheThirdWheel - 23/04/2018 05:00

Today, I walked in on my boyfriend of 2 years and my best friend of 10 years making out in my bedroom. I stared and when they noticed me, my boyfriend didn’t even bat an eye and suggested we have a threesome. My best friend immediately agreed. FML

I agree, your life sucks 6 405

You deserved it 687

Cheers

By ineedanotherdrink - 07/08/2009 09:43 - United States

Today, I went out drinking with a friend I've been crushing on for a while now. After we'd been talking and had a few, she said, "Man, I haven't gotten laid in months! Do you mind?" Surprised but hopeful, I nodded. She leaned over, hugged me, and went to hit on a guy by the bar. FML

I agree, your life sucks 50 899

You deserved it 5 551

Betrayal

By frankfukhergood - 09/07/2009 05:49 - Canada

Today, I asked a buddy of mine if he wanted to go see a movie. He said he was busy, so I decided to go alone. Midway through, the couple behind me was making out and kicking my seat. I turned around, and it's my ex-girlfriend making out with my buddy. FML

I agree, your life sucks 56 125

You deserved it 3 354

By aranya - 14/06/2012 22:51 - Netherlands - Hengevelde

Today, I went to see a movie with my girlfriend and a few others. Mid-way through, I noticed my girlfriend giving a hand-job to my best friend. I couldn't believe my eyes, and I confronted them. He claimed he had been asleep, she claimed she was mopping up a spill, and I'm now single again. FML

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You deserved it 3 891

By clubber - 04/11/2008 04:16 - Switzerland

Today, I was in a nightclub with my girlfriend when a beautiful woman looked at me in the most provocative way. I didn't want to upset my girlfriend, so I escaped to the bar. When I came back, I saw the same girl making out with my girlfriend. Maybe I wasn't the one she was looking at. FML

I agree, your life sucks 61 333

You deserved it 9 047

By Anonymous - 15/08/2012 04:04 - Australia

Today, I witnessed my girlfriend and best "friend" getting intimate. In a dim-witted attempt to cover up, my best friend proclaimed, "This isn't what it looks like!" I might have given him the benefit of the doubt, had he not still been inside my girlfriend at the time. FML

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You deserved it 2 547

No kinkshaming, but come on…

By nobody - 01/07/2023 00:02

Today, my girlfriend's best friend started coming on to me. I was appalled, and told her she was a terrible friend. My girlfriend jumped out of nowhere and started crying. Apparently, her kink is watching her best friend and boyfriend fuck, and she's now mad I didn't go for it. What the fuck? FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 317

You deserved it 211

Fishing

By notgoth - 27/07/2014 22:17 - Netherlands - Rijen

Today, I went to a bar with my best friend, and some guys came up to us and started flirting with her and offering her a drink. I felt a bit left out and started joking that "I'm thirsty too". One guy looked at me, cringed and said, "No, I don't buy drinks for weird girls." FML

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You deserved it 8 441

By leeceetaylor99 - 15/07/2013 16:47 - United States - San Antonio

Today, I walked in on my boyfriend and my best friend making out. She claimed he was just tasting her lipstick. FML

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You deserved it 3 897

Self-sabotage

By Anonymous - 15/11/2016 09:20

Today, I was hanging out with a guy friend I hadn't seen for ages. The sexual tension was off the charts. We were making out and think were progressing, hands were roaming to both nether regions when I freaked out and blurted out, "But aren't we just friends?" We then sat and watched TV. FML

I agree, your life sucks 6 874

You deserved it 12 880

ijrnelson 0

Tuesday 24 February 2009 12:11

What you got to lose! ;)

idontcare8l 3

Friday 12 August 2011 8:48

His anul virginity

Comments

angryFetus 0

Saturday 21 March 2009 22:22

Thats mad hot. Cute if they both like you :) Go for it!

stfuchivonne 0

Sunday 22 March 2009 21:57

Then what'd you say?!

angryFetus 0

Tuesday 24 March 2009 0:49

haha i totally agree w/ #70 and 71! so hard to get a good threesome around here.

m0nicam0nster 0

Thursday 26 March 2009 22:52

who said that she wanted it just because she COULD have?

bittersconfusion 0

Friday 3 April 2009 1:37

haha. thats surprising. you should just go for it while you have the chance. i still find it weird. but like many other said what do you got to lose.

evilduck_fml 0

Friday 3 April 2009 3:17

sometimes comments are most hilarious than FML's themselves. respect. :D

whoismgmt 0

Monday 6 April 2009 1:19

Haha! Get in their dude, go for it!

SurVivOr_429 0

Monday 6 April 2009 20:16

i wud love for that to happen to me... it happend once in Florida @ a club in downtown Orlando.... "That was fukin HOTT!!" and just last year i got my boyfriend to have sex with my girl Nancee... =)

lil_ham1644 29

Wednesday 17 September 2014 21:33

You want your boyfriend to have sex with your friend?

Cuff_Bitches 0

Friday 10 April 2009 4:16

**** yes!!!

Chfanfiction 0

Wednesday 15 April 2009 23:40

Notably at #70... What's wrong with you people? You're mad because people refuse to have threesomes with you? What the ****? Not all people are the same as you- plus, all the people calling this a "missed opportunity" and asking why you didn't do it...what? If the person didn't want it, you have no right to tell them to have an open mind. I'm a guy, and I would be VERY uncomfortable if I was asked into an FFM. No, I'm not gay, it's just the way thing are for me. And if that's the case for anyone you have to respect that.