Intimacy: Today, I went to class with my bag packed for a weekend trip...

By Anonymous - 15/10/2010 23:01 - Canada

Today, I went to class with my bag packed for a weekend trip when it began to vibrate violently. Stopping mid-lecture, the professor approached me and asked politely if I could turn off my cell phone as I was disturbing the other 150 pupils in the class. It was my personal vibrator. FML

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Same thing different taste

By jess - 30/04/2009 04:51 - United States

Today, I had a dentist appointment after class so I threw my electric toothbrush in my backpack so I could brush my teeth before. In the middle of class the toothbrush turns on and the vibrations could be heard throughout the classroom. They yelled at me "Jess has a vibrator!" FML

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By emkaycutie - 29/03/2009 18:41 - United States

Today, I was giving a lecture to my class I heard a phone go off. Aggravated and exhausted, I asked everyone to turn their phones off. Then the phone rang again. I lost my shit and spent the next half hour calling my students a bunch of "technology whores". Then I realized the phone was mine. FML

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By qourt - 14/02/2019 15:34 - United States

Today, my stomach growled so loud in class that a boy sitting next to me thought his phone had vibrated. FML

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Vibrate mode

By ChiefKoala - 27/01/2020 14:00 - United States - Rockwood

Today, my stomach growled so loudly in class that my professor told us to make sure our phones were silenced. FML

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Good vibes

By Anonymous - 04/09/2024 16:00 - United States

Today, I was in a quiet library when I noticed a buzzing sound. I ignored it, but it kept going. I looked around, but nobody else seemed to notice. After 5 minutes of searching, I realized the buzzing was coming from my backpack. My electric toothbrush had turned itself on and was rattling around. Everyone watched me pull out a vibrating bag. FML

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By Noname - 13/03/2009 23:04 - United States

Today, I needed money to go to the movie. I asked my mom if I could reach in her purse and grab a few bucks. When I opened up her purse her phone started to vibrate. I yelled over to my mom that her phone was ringing. She said the phone was next to her. I looked in the purse. It was a vibrator. FML

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Mortified

By Anonymous - 19/05/2024 19:00 - United Kingdom

Today, at work, my vibrator rolled out of my bag so far down the table that I couldn’t catch it, and had to run round the table to grab it by leaning between two of my male coworkers. That vibrator lives under my bed, so the only way it could've got in my work bag would be my boyfriend pranking me. FML

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By bloodyfreakinawful - 14/12/2012 06:40 - United States - Seabrook

Today, in class, I reached into my bag to pull out a tampon, which I hid under my sleeve so I could make a quick escape to the restroom. My teacher yelled at me, because she thought I'd taken out my phone. I then had to prove myself by showing the tampon to the whole class. FML

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By Makala - 03/12/2011 08:15 - Egypt

Today, in geometry class, we were working in dead silence. Apparently my phone wasn't on vibrate, and I received 25 texts all at once, while it blasted "Hakuna Matataaaa" out of my back pocket. They weren't even texts from friends, just Facebook notifications. FML

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By noexceptions - 11/11/2009 05:16 - United States

Today, at school, I got stuck in the elevator and was about to panic before I remembered I had my phone. I called my mother and she called the school to tell them that I was stuck. They got me out in a few minutes and then confiscated my phone and gave me two detentions for using it in school. FML

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fatfatgoeshome 8

Saturday 16 October 2010 8:54

seems like you should have left that at home

Memoohhh 0

Saturday 16 October 2010 8:53

degrassi!

Comments

waveman56 3

Saturday 16 October 2010 9:16

that's pretty bad that you couldn't go one weekend without it

underguarded 20

Saturday 16 October 2010 11:40

agreed

angeluv_2014 22

Friday 2 August 2013 7:51

Maybe she was going on some kind of record for continual scheduled masterbastion... or maybe she's OCD and she can't go to sleep w/o masterbating... Or maaaaaybe wherever she was going she knew would make her supah horney!!

inglouriousbitch 0

Saturday 16 October 2010 9:19

personal? as opposed to what? Also I'm pretty sure people can tell the difference between a vibrator and a cell phone since the cell phone doesn't vibrate continuously...still, awkward!

moSpice 0

Saturday 16 October 2010 11:11

you would know that first hand wouldn't you cutie

TurboTalon 0

Saturday 16 October 2010 12:48

The term "personal" emphasizes that it's used for something sexual. Describing a vibrator it's a bit redundant but if you replace that with "massager" then the wording is more helpful.

Lustuu_fml 14

Saturday 16 October 2010 9:21

#12 - Hahahaha right !

perdix 29

Saturday 16 October 2010 9:22

You're lucky that he gave you the chance to turn it off right there in class. If the batteries had run down, I suspect your entire weekend would have been shot. Energizer -- the Official Battery of Weekend Fapping Trips.