Miscellaneous: Today, I went to eat out. When I sat down, I realized I forgot...

By pplsuck - 25/09/2012 23:57 - United States - Fort Lauderdale

Today, I went to eat out. When I sat down, I realized I forgot my straw. I took my purse with me, not wanting it to get stolen. Someone stole my food instead. FML

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By HungryGirl - 24/10/2009 14:45 - United States

Today, I went to McDonald's to get breakfast. I sat my food down at a table and went to get some napkins and a straw. I returned to the table to find that my food was gone, and could hear nothing but "SUCKKAAAA" trailing from the entrance to the restaurant. Some jerk stole my meal. FML

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By ashleyevans - 04/04/2009 14:45 - United States

Today, my friend and I went to a really expensive restaurant. We got really bad service, so halfway through the meal we decided to dine-and-dash. Turns out I left my purse in the restaurant. With my I.D. and everything inside. FML

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By Aaron - 14/05/2009 21:23 - United States

Today, I walked to my local McDonald's. I spent the last 7 dollars I had on my meal. As I began to walk back to my dorm, I was mugged. I explained to them I had no money, so they stole my food. FML

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By dancer_2014 - 28/05/2011 12:44 - United States

Today, I was on my first blind date. We went to a fancy restaurant in the middle in the city. After using the bathroom, I came back to an empty table. He stole my purse and left. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/07/2009 15:57 - United States

Today, I went to see a movie. After getting my seat, I went out to get food. Coming back, I saw the security guard. Thinking he would ask me for my ticket, I moved all the food to one hand to get the ticket in my pocket. I spilled it all. He didn't ask to see it. FML

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By Hahamaster333 - 28/03/2013 01:02

Today, I was at the pool when I saw a man eating the food I had ordered near my seat. I immediately ran up to him and asked him to stop stealing my food. I took the food away and threw it in the trash. Seconds later the attendant came out with my actual food. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/08/2012 16:45 - United States - Brighton

Today, while on vacation with my family, my mother told me to put my phone in her purse, so it wouldn't get stolen. Someone stole her purse. FML

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Sticky situation

By CodyS - 03/09/2013 05:03 - United States - Rocky River

Today, on my lunch break, I ran to the gas station, and threw some trash away on my way in. On my way out, I realized my keys were missing. Thinking I threw them away, and fearing that I'd be late returning to work, I tore through the disgusting trash only to find my keys on the seat of my car. FML

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By Fuck irony - 29/10/2017 10:00 - United States - Binghamton

Today, I was volunteering at a soup kitchen and was advised to leave my wallet and cell phone in my car so they wouldn’t be stolen. Someone broke into my car and stole them. FML

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By tannerrosetx_1 - 06/04/2015 11:44 - United States - Irving

Today, I was pickpocketed. I didn't realize until I stopped to get breakfast. I went back home to see that my dog had taken my wallet and had ripped and torn it up. I was pickpocketed by my own dog. FML

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TheMaster15 10

Wednesday 26 September 2012 8:52

They've got their priorities straight!

alexhaz64 4

Wednesday 26 September 2012 8:56

Glad you learned your lesson from the time your potential employer convinced you to leave your purse in his office!

Comments

NayrGuy 0

Wednesday 26 September 2012 13:33

by you saying you were able to get back up and grab a straw i would just assume you're at a buffet, so you can just get more food, but beware of the bacon shortage!

deequu 20

Wednesday 26 September 2012 13:35

Couldn't take the lid of the cup or drink from the glass/bottle?

devore504 7

Thursday 27 September 2012 0:54

Maybe she didnt want too. Your mom shouldnt have stolen her food.

zejinchen 3

Wednesday 26 September 2012 14:15

Food stolen? Funny…

StanSmith2013 26

Wednesday 26 September 2012 15:57

That's why you never put down and leave it, especially in the US!

trellz17 19

Wednesday 26 September 2012 16:09

Well if it was stolen you shouldn't have to pay again, they will probably give you more for free.

DylansMomma 9

Wednesday 26 September 2012 16:15

Your comment : As much as that sucks OP, you can still buy another meal.. it's better than you're purse/wallet being stolen.

futbolrulz 5

Wednesday 26 September 2012 16:30

That really sucks. No one should ever have their food stolen!

sorrowsangel89 1

Wednesday 26 September 2012 16:51

Sucks that your food got stolen... But imagine if they had stolen your purse and left the food? I'd rather have the purse

SqueakyChipmunk 21

Wednesday 26 September 2012 16:57

Oh hell no. Somebody's about to die. No one steals my Big Mac and lives to talk about it!

ddmeyer5606 9

Wednesday 26 September 2012 16:57

How is it that I knew you were going to be from Florida? I guess that's why I moved away from there. Sorry about the food OP. At least that's all it was though.