By Anonymous - 21/01/2012 14:22 - United States

Today, I went to get a nice, relaxing hot stone massage. Instead I got second degree burns on my legs. FML
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mattclark 0

Look on the bright side could be third degree burns

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amsalwajih 0

Sue ur masseur for physical assault of the second degree

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bubo_fml 10

You got stoned while getting a hot bone massage? I gotta stop reading FML when I'm high...

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Almighty_Chris97 6

Maybe you should have stuck with your original idea and got the hot stone massage...

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smitii 4

I'm a therapist. Passive stones cause burns, gotta keep then active and check in. Sorry your therapist is a dumb ass

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swaggin_it_313 0

Yourr a dumbass :)

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THE_A_TEEN 27

How is he a dumbass? He is in the profession, he knows this kind of stuffand that makes him a dumbass? Don't talk shit on subject's you don't know, asshole. BTW, it's "you're", dumbass...

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Epikouros 31

Active stones? Is that something paranormal? Most stones I've seen were remarkably passive, except the one who landed on our car in Switzerland. @THE_A_TEEN: Not that it matters to you or me, but I'm pretty sure smitii is a she.

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strikerfm1 0

Why is this a FML? You are rich bitch!lawsuit!

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THE_A_TEEN 27

Did you read the FML? OP got burns on her leg instead of recieving a relaxing massage, burns hurt. That's the whole flippin' point of this FML. Nowhere does it mention OP's wealth or OP's income. Take your generalizations elsewhere!

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swaggin_it_313 0

Are youu mad? :D

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audiophileMom 11

Did this get censored yet again? 77 doesn't make any sense because it seems to have been ripped out of context...

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fattylumptard 1

So people have sex fetishes about eating blisters. So it's not all bad if your counter part likes that

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swaggin_it_313 0

Who gets those anyways? Lmaoo YDI

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THE_A_TEEN 27

People who want to relax, or have a good time. I'm so sorry you can't grasp the fact that some people have problems and want to relax. This was the incompitence of the masseur, not OP's fault! Moron..

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KiddNYC1O 20

72 and 118 should be pelted with stones.

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xDefiant 4

I've had a gift certificate for a hot stone massage for years I have yet to use. Now I'm worried..

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