By Anonymous - 21/01/2012 14:22 - United States

Today, I went to get a nice, relaxing hot stone massage. Instead I got second degree burns on my legs. FML
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mattclark 0

Look on the bright side could be third degree burns

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Meowingtons500 18

Ouch OP, I suggest next time you go to a different spa (asuming it was a spa, and ofcourse take legal action if you feel so inclined.) And use vitamin E cream for those burns.

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Glitterhinoceros 14

I have never heard of insest, but I've heard of incest. Even so, it has nothing to do with this FML.

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manatees_r_epic 0

No. They put hot rocks on the OP.

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Almighty_Chris97 6

LOL, is everyone on FML a grammar nazi? I consider myself well written/spoken but it doesn't bother me when people spell words wrong or use bad grammar.

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OhHushDear 11

63 - They were saying that incest, which is sexual relations inside one's own blood-related family, has nothing to do with this FML. Quit freaking out on people for being Grammar Nazis. Good grief, nobody can correct ANYONE'S spelling on here without someone immediately throwing a fit. Be quiet now.

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nslurve 4

Thumbed you down as I read your name. I don't give a **** what your comment said.

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ponyboi 0

Did they put burning wood on you or something ?

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KeyboardWarrior 10

Umm, I'm guessing it was hot rocks but that's just me. Preposterous, yes, but I like to think outside the box.

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cysanleigh 13

OMaybe she was in a sauna, and the wood from the sauna was hot as well as the rocks? Could happen, right?

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alexup24 13

Oooohhh, burned... sorry that was bad. I will burn in help.

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ICATiger 13

There's always one person brave enough to use an overused pun.

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mstangchck 9

I'm sorry but that was terrible.

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candirose711 0

I feel bad for ya dude.. I see all these comments your trying to be funny in. Just isn't working for ya hun.

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mstangchck 9

149 was correcting herself I believe.

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1JDub 6

Did you relax so much.....that you got your rocks off? No...then FYL!

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Airick_TheGreat 2

Did you slap someone after you got burned?

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