By Anonymous - 16/01/2011 10:48 - Canada

Today, I went to get a tattoo of my girlfriend's name to surprise her. Halfway through the tattooing, she called and broke up with me. FML
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DocBastard 38

"Yeah, put 'Lisa' on my upper arm. Wait, I'm getting a call. Wait, what? You want to see other people? Shit. Yo, change that to 'Lick my sack'. Thanks."

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amisenho 11

Quick fix: place a title above her name and start a "People I've Purple-Nurpled" list for any future mishap relationships you may have. The title must be in stylish cursive script, and bonus points if the names have intricate designs around them.

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Arista669 3

NEVER get anyone's damn name! Symbol, fine, no initails or full names!

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indecisiveROBOT 4

It's like popping the question so she's stuck with you, tattoo of a gf isn't cute at all, just creepy o.O could've just expressed your feelings on paper braaaah

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DanielleD93 16

Getting a tattoo like this should never have been done in the first place

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fantasyworld 37

Never get a tattoo of a lover's name.

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ditterbug 5

never ever ever get a tattoo of someone other then your mother or children.

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amazed_71 14

As a rule, it's NEVER a good idea to get a tattoo of someone's name unless it's that of your children.

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Billie-Jo 9

I really don't know, why people get their romanic partner's tattooed.

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