By Anonymous - 16/01/2011 10:48 - Canada

Today, I went to get a tattoo of my girlfriend's name to surprise her. Halfway through the tattooing, she called and broke up with me. FML
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DocBastard 38

"Yeah, put 'Lisa' on my upper arm. Wait, I'm getting a call. Wait, what? You want to see other people? Shit. Yo, change that to 'Lick my sack'. Thanks."

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eftup 9

What is up with all these idiots and their stupid ass tattoos?

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kabu3000 4

I'd rank that at about #63 in my list of the dumbest things I've ever heard.

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GoodLookingGeese 10

all you kids don't get it.. when you truly love somebody you NEVER think it might end!!! So stop telling the obvious - it's not OPs fault.. try saying something to warm this poor guy up - not kicking him while he's already bleeding!!!

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msstark 2

Alright, he's hurt and all... but it's like saying "oh my God, I'm so sorry that you were playing with that loaded gun and accidentally shot yourself in the balls." It's just plain stupid.

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antra327 0

at the end of the tattoo just put ... is a ****

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yzf250rider88 2

clearly you were not on the same page here ad you totally deserve it haha this is hilarious. people who get girlfriends names tattooed on themselves are just foolish

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ulicksam 0

Some tattoos can be cool. Your girlfriend's name is never cool, even if you're still with her. You're an idiot.

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missjessicaaaa 0

NEVER get a tattoo of your girl/boyfriend or wife/husband!! It's the worst idea ever! That stuff is permenant!!

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Moniquepeeters 0

Instead, use a permanent marker. Not as permanent as the name says :)

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kiddygrinder 0

That's exactly why you never do something like that. Are you ******* retarded? Seriously.

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