By Anonymous - 16/01/2011 10:48 - Canada

Today, I went to get a tattoo of my girlfriend's name to surprise her. Halfway through the tattooing, she called and broke up with me. FML
I agree, your life sucks 18 609
You deserved it 71 883

Same thing different taste

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"Yeah, put 'Lisa' on my upper arm. Wait, I'm getting a call. Wait, what? You want to see other people? Shit. Yo, change that to 'Lick my sack'. Thanks."

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welderchick87 0

I know somebody who met this chick online...went to visit her...then decided to leave everything behind at his place and move in. They got engaged, and he went and got her initials tattooed on him. I tried talking him outta it, cuz it never ends well. They got married, had a kid, and what do you know...he wants to leave her. He told me the only reason he's still with her is for the kid. So...you're an idiot to do that. You NEVER EVER EVER EVER...get a tattoo of your significant other's name. The only names I would ever get tattooed on me is family or a pet that has passed (which I plan on doing at some point). I don't give a damn if I was married for 50 years...I still wouldn't get his name on me.

welderchick87 0
macha10012 6

your never supposed to do that! it's bad luck and relationship always break up when u tattoo there name on yourself

Tattoo karma you dumb shit...you deserve it...

and thank you for stating the obvious statement about people stating the obvious.

Don't freakin get a tattoo of a gf/bf. Don't even consider it until you have a ring on ur finger. And then I still probably wouldn't do it.

you're retard for even getting a girls name tattooed on you especially a girlfriend

i find this to be soo dumb never get ur gurls name tatooed on you u dont kno if ur gona last forever......

You deserve it for getting a girls name tattooed on you.