By Anonymous - 16/01/2011 10:48 - Canada

Today, I went to get a tattoo of my girlfriend's name to surprise her. Halfway through the tattooing, she called and broke up with me. FML
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DocBastard 38

"Yeah, put 'Lisa' on my upper arm. Wait, I'm getting a call. Wait, what? You want to see other people? Shit. Yo, change that to 'Lick my sack'. Thanks."

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lil_lala209 5

haven't you heard that after you get the name of your bf/gf tattooed on yourself they'll break up with you? it's a curse... FYL for the break up and YDI for getting the tattoo...

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LonesomeStar 0

you should never get a tattoo of anyones name on you. dumb idea

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ALBATROSS9080 0

you're a dumbass

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pacsun 0

u never get a tattoo of a girlfriend or wife because it there forever pretty much u dumbass

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jaquise 4

after her name write "blows, I should know" :) but yah that really sucks man just trying to make you smile and hey now whenever you see it you can think "I can do better".

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Jaylishaaa 0

that's what stupid ass people like you deserve .

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Ksivisay 0

Never tat a girls name on u unless its yo mamas name

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ThaHero 0

Remove it....? And definate YDI. Never get a name tattood on you unless it's a close relative.

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