By Revelyn - 03/06/2016 22:18 - United States - Compton

Today, I went to get my first acupuncture. The doctor was a cute Korean woman, so I tried to start a conversation. When she pricked me with a needle near the tailbone, I involuntarily let one loose and saw her gag. FML
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ScratchCatPower 32

Well, you couldn't help it. If she's an acupuncture doctor I'm sure she's dealt with it before. You'll survive.

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Tripartita 44

As embarrassing as that sounds, I fear the worst is yet to come; you may have a rare condition called sitcom-itus. You've already exhibited an hilariously awkward foiled romantic attempt, so if you notice any of the following, I'd recommend contacting a doctor (or better screenwriter): problems that seem to solve themselves in half an hour, a diverse cast of archetypal friends, or an omnipresent studio audience.

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mgr86 2

It was no "doctor" and acupuncture is all placebo. All you can gain from this is a viral infection... you basically allow some random person, whose only credentials are that she's Asian-looking, to stick you with needles. You'd probably get more health benefits if you went to a "happy ending included" type of massage parlor, especially if you get all drooly for Asian ladies.

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joy090 1

Sounds a lot worse for her... "Today I was just trying to do my job when a client tried to hit on me because I am cute and Korean, and then farted in my face."

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