Miscellaneous: Today, I went to go get a haircut and I asked how much it was... - FML

By Stixchop - 26/02/2009 23:21 - United States

Today, I went to go get a haircut and I asked how much it was for a haircut, shampoo, and a blow job. I meant to say blow dry. FML

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By tongue tied - 16/08/2022 04:00

Today, at work at a beauty salon, I was explaining to a mom and her daughter about how we were going to style their hair, and the processes involved. I tripped over my words, saying, "We’ll start with a wash and a blowjob." Pretty sure from the way they stomped out I might not have a job tomorrow. FML

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By Craig - 17/02/2010 06:30 - Canada

Today, I went to my hair dresser to get my haircut. When she asked me what I wanted, I told her "the usual". She confused me with another customer and gave me a mullet. FML

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By Alyssa - 21/03/2012 01:33 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I paid $50 on a haircut. Halfway through, I realized the hair dresser was drunk. FML

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By ElectroSpecter - 23/02/2019 14:00

Today, I went to get a haircut. I have a pretty bad case of dandruff, so whenever I get one, a lot of it shows. My hairstylist called to her nearby friend twice, then looked at my hair and said, "Blech" under her breath. I got glares when I walked out. FML

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By chopchop - 25/12/2019 01:00

Today, I went to a different hairdresser than usual to get 5 inches off my hair and bangs. He ended up charging me half price, saying, "Don't worry, we all make mistakes." FML

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By Anonymous - 03/05/2019 02:00

Today, I went to the hairdresser on a spur of the moment decision to get a quick wash and cut. Forty-five painful minutes and $180 later, I honestly don't know if anything was actually done to my hair. FML

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By RickTheBoy - 10/07/2013 12:38 - Canada - Toronto

Today, after a haircut, I walked to the cash register, handed the hairdresser a $20 bill and said, "Keep the change." He looked at me with a blank expression and replied, "The haircut costs 25 dollars." FML

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By Anonymous - 02/11/2009 17:48 - United States

Today, I went to get a haircut. The hairdresser at the counter was kind of cute, so I had to say something non-standard. When she greeted me with her hello, I replied, "Guess what I need from you today?" She looked at me, considered, and replied, "An eyebrow wax?" FML

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By Chensticles - 14/10/2009 01:25 - France

Today, I went to my hairdresser who promised me a haircut which "all the girls would want you" for. She gave me a combover. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/01/2010 14:45 - Canada

Today, I got a haircut, and after thanking the stylist I went up front to pay. The lady behind the counter took one look at me, smiled, and said, "Well, now you'll need a hat." FML

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WTF93_fml 0

Friday 27 February 2009 3:02

well did u get your ********?

alwaysalady 0

Friday 27 February 2009 2:57

I did that once wanting to say 'blow out' and the hairdresser laughed and said that it happens all the time. Don't feel bad.

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0___0 9

Friday 27 February 2009 6:59

LOL reeces penis I love reeces pieces lol

GoldenArias 0

Friday 27 February 2009 7:51

You stole that from a joke, douche.

Bibico_fml 0

Friday 27 February 2009 8:37

Why does making a minor verbal slip mean you should act like it's a tragedy on FML? You must have the perfect life in all other respects if this is as bad as it gets for you.

Googolman 29

Sunday 28 October 2012 7:00

This is an FML because he embarrased himself in front of the barbers.

Lil_fml 0

Friday 27 February 2009 12:37

That's hilarious! More of a 'Fail My Life' though. :3

NorfolkDude 2

Friday 27 February 2009 13:28

I agree with #24 you shouldn't stress so much about verbal slips. No one really cares about it and sometimes it's funny rather than a "FML."

Lick_yer_face 0

Friday 27 February 2009 14:47

Hehe, we know what's on your mind then! @24: I thought the point of this site was to... post stuff. Are you suggesting that he shouldn't have posted it? Because... well most of these FMLs are minor. This kind of stuff is relative.

NotoriousMandog 0

Friday 27 February 2009 22:45

ahh, Freudian slip at it's best.

circayouandme 0

Saturday 28 February 2009 9:35

Yeah 33, Freudian slip! She was thinking of it! Ha ha ha!!!

Tenma_Hakase 0

Sunday 1 March 2009 2:53

You should have played it off like you were joking you ******* idiot

meeeh_fml 0

Monday 2 March 2009 16:25

whatever you know what you meant ;)

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