Love: Today, I went to have dessert with my boyfriend. We ordered some...

By Jello - 26/02/2009 02:23 - United States

Today, I went to have dessert with my boyfriend. We ordered some Jello. I said that I loved Jello because it is so fun and jiggly. My boyfriend said, "Like you. Except the fun part". FML

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Same thing different taste

By weirdlove - 23/01/2010 08:38 - Australia

Today, while my boyfriend and I were eating ice cream, he put his arm around me and began leaning in for what I thought was a kiss. Instead, he grabbed and began jiggling my stomach fat, along with making raspberry sounds. Once he was done, he did the same to my thighs. FML

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Yummy

By Cupcakes - 15/04/2013 05:11 - Australia - Queanbeyan

Today, my boyfriend said he felt like eating icing. So I baked him cupcakes, put icing on them and decorated them. When I handed them to him, he picked off the decoration, licked the icing and handed the cupcake back to me, saying, "I told you that's all I wanted." FML

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By yummy(: - 31/10/2010 02:14 - United States

Today, my boyfriend, who is a great cook, decided to try his hand at baking. The cookies he made looked weird but tasted good. I jokingly said, "They taste great, but they look awful!" He responded by saying, "I could say the same thing about you." FML

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Classy

By Anonymous - 12/01/2013 20:12 - United Kingdom - Bristol

Today, I spontaneously poured my heart out for my boyfriend, telling him how much I love and adore him. He answered by leaning in close, saying, "Jolly good" in an affected accent, and burping loud and clear in my ear. FML

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By FawnPrincess - 17/11/2017 15:00

Today, my boyfriend bought my favorite doughnuts for our anniversary. After settling down and pouring a glass of wine, I grabbed a doughnut and quickly realized the filling inside wasn't jelly. He thought it would be funny to replace it with toothpaste. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/05/2017 20:00

Today, my boyfriend and I were finally alone and things were starting to get intimate. I was on top of him trying to be sexy, when in my excitement I giggled and called him a "silly girl" by accident. FML

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By Ashley Youngman - 16/06/2019 20:04

Today, I spent five minutes shaking a bowl of Jello because it looked cool. FML

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Come to bed eyes

By marshmallowssss - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I just finished having dinner with my boyfriend, so I leaned over to him and said seductively, "How about some dessert?" Obviously, he didn't catch my tone, because he then looked at me and said, "Babe, you really don't need it." FML

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The Conquest of Bread

By Anonymous - 26/04/2021 11:00 - South Africa - Cape Town

Today, my boyfriend and I were playing around, tickling each other. He grabbed my stomach roll and told me it looked like a baguette. FML

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You deserved it 265

Awful line of inquiry

By teddyissmall - 14/04/2014 06:29 - Canada - Montréal

Today, I was hanging out with my boyfriend. Everything seemed to be going well, when all of a sudden he turned to look at me with a pensive and thoughtful expression. I expected him to say something important, but instead he just said, "I was wondering, how does it feel to be fat?" FML

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You deserved it 7 427

LinkToEverything 0

Thursday 26 February 2009 9:22

the average jelllo has more brain cells then this moron...

itsfuntobesexy 0

Thursday 26 February 2009 12:40

I'd be pissed. Of course, any guy I'd ever date would know better than to comment on a girl's weight. That's just common sense.

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tweets 0

Thursday 26 February 2009 18:32

lol its funny but i make jokes like that all the time with my guy friends so i wouldnt take it seriously. i'd say joke around with him.

me_me_fml 0

Thursday 26 February 2009 19:09

LOL

Hullaballoo 0

Thursday 26 February 2009 19:34

There's taking a joke, but it wasn't even funny or clever. If you wanna push the envelope and be a bit insulting, then at least be witty about it. But I do think that joking about a woman's weight is usually in bad form.

Dr_Phil 0

Thursday 26 February 2009 20:02

Maybe you should go to the gym and lose some weight.

yay_fml 0

Thursday 26 February 2009 20:26

Um... you better dump him immediately.

genius_man16 0

Thursday 26 February 2009 20:52

It all depends on how long you have been going out and how comfortable you are with each other. If you have been going out for a week or something then dump his ass, but if you have been dating for several months then you should know by now that he would probably say something like this, and if he has never said something like this before then he should get a pass.

IRemainNameless 12

Thursday 26 February 2009 22:30

That's not funny. At all. I hope he was dumped. Whether or not he meant it as a joke, obviously it bothered her enough to post it here and therefore it doesn't matter if it was a joke- he needs to go if he can't respect her.

SkeezerPleaser69 0

Thursday 26 February 2009 23:18

you sound like a fat shit, and that comment was well deserved.

sensual_kidney 0

Friday 27 February 2009 1:12

lol hopefully this was a joke, cause it sounds like one that i would make. If you hate men because of this, you can always turn into a les like #24

majellah 0

Friday 27 February 2009 6:42

I suppose it depends on how he said it. I'm a bit sensitive about my weight, but whenever my boyfriend jiggles my thighs or makes a comment about me being a little bit chub he usually does it with a smile, so I know he's not being an ass. But I guess he said it in a bit of a malicious way, so I can understand why you'd be upset a bit. Boys are dumb. :)