Love: Today, I went to have dessert with my boyfriend. We ordered some...

By Jello - 26/02/2009 02:23 - United States

Today, I went to have dessert with my boyfriend. We ordered some Jello. I said that I loved Jello because it is so fun and jiggly. My boyfriend said, "Like you. Except the fun part". FML

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Same thing different taste

By weirdlove - 23/01/2010 08:38 - Australia

Today, while my boyfriend and I were eating ice cream, he put his arm around me and began leaning in for what I thought was a kiss. Instead, he grabbed and began jiggling my stomach fat, along with making raspberry sounds. Once he was done, he did the same to my thighs. FML

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Yummy

By Cupcakes - 15/04/2013 05:11 - Australia - Queanbeyan

Today, my boyfriend said he felt like eating icing. So I baked him cupcakes, put icing on them and decorated them. When I handed them to him, he picked off the decoration, licked the icing and handed the cupcake back to me, saying, "I told you that's all I wanted." FML

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By yummy(: - 31/10/2010 02:14 - United States

Today, my boyfriend, who is a great cook, decided to try his hand at baking. The cookies he made looked weird but tasted good. I jokingly said, "They taste great, but they look awful!" He responded by saying, "I could say the same thing about you." FML

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Classy

By Anonymous - 12/01/2013 20:12 - United Kingdom - Bristol

Today, I spontaneously poured my heart out for my boyfriend, telling him how much I love and adore him. He answered by leaning in close, saying, "Jolly good" in an affected accent, and burping loud and clear in my ear. FML

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By FawnPrincess - 17/11/2017 15:00

Today, my boyfriend bought my favorite doughnuts for our anniversary. After settling down and pouring a glass of wine, I grabbed a doughnut and quickly realized the filling inside wasn't jelly. He thought it would be funny to replace it with toothpaste. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/05/2017 20:00

Today, my boyfriend and I were finally alone and things were starting to get intimate. I was on top of him trying to be sexy, when in my excitement I giggled and called him a "silly girl" by accident. FML

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By Ashley Youngman - 16/06/2019 20:04

Today, I spent five minutes shaking a bowl of Jello because it looked cool. FML

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Come to bed eyes

By marshmallowssss - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I just finished having dinner with my boyfriend, so I leaned over to him and said seductively, "How about some dessert?" Obviously, he didn't catch my tone, because he then looked at me and said, "Babe, you really don't need it." FML

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The Conquest of Bread

By Anonymous - 26/04/2021 11:00 - South Africa - Cape Town

Today, my boyfriend and I were playing around, tickling each other. He grabbed my stomach roll and told me it looked like a baguette. FML

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Awful line of inquiry

By teddyissmall - 14/04/2014 06:29 - Canada - Montréal

Today, I was hanging out with my boyfriend. Everything seemed to be going well, when all of a sudden he turned to look at me with a pensive and thoughtful expression. I expected him to say something important, but instead he just said, "I was wondering, how does it feel to be fat?" FML

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LinkToEverything 0

Thursday 26 February 2009 9:22

the average jelllo has more brain cells then this moron...

itsfuntobesexy 0

Thursday 26 February 2009 12:40

I'd be pissed. Of course, any guy I'd ever date would know better than to comment on a girl's weight. That's just common sense.

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CherryBomb17 0

Thursday 19 March 2009 19:23

if he thinks it's okay to say that kind of stuff, why are you still with him? i think this may reflect a little more on you than you think....

eschulz 0

Tuesday 5 May 2009 12:53

may b he meant ur chest is jiggly?

AdamGD 0

Friday 8 May 2009 7:08

He was probably talking about your nice squishy boobs! :D Was he looking at your stomach, chest, or food when he said it? If he was staring at your stomach or your food, he meant you're fat ( probably joking, dont b too mad at him) If he was staring at your boobs, he was mentally undressing you and mentalling ******* you. In which case he did not think about what he said and you should be happy that you are hot enough to get him to have mental sex with you! :)

notsocrafty 0

Thursday 2 July 2009 21:52

the bigger the cushion, the better the pushn' /obvious spinal tap reference

dangletsbang21 0

Saturday 2 January 2010 3:08

whadda jerkkk.

CodySmith 0

Friday 12 March 2010 2:47

I thought it was funny.

xSkullzx 0

Friday 2 April 2010 17:55

Lol in the guys defense he was trying to be funny, and failed horribly. lol but seriously, if you take offense to that, then you honestly must be a BIG girl. If you werent you woulda shrugged it off and laughed, maybe even tell him it hurt your feelings.