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By wtf did I do - 02/03/2012 21:15 - United States

Today, I went to help a friend move into her new apartment. We were half-way through when it started to rain, and in my anger I yelled that it's like these things happen just to annoy me. Then we heard the tornado sirens. FML

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By lonely-mind - 04/09/2017 16:00

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By Furry - 02/12/2009 18:25 - United Kingdom

Today, I looked outside with a grimace at the very heavy rainfall through which I had to trudge a long way. I waited ten minutes for it to let up, only to find it was getting heavier. So, I started walking anyway. After getting soaked to the bone, I walked through my door, and it stopped. FML

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Today, my mom screamed at me to the point of tears, because it rained on her birthday. FML

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By Jessie - 23/02/2009 08:08 - United States

Today, I drove to a party after getting my car back from the shop. A thunderstorm started as I made my way there and upon arriving, the power went out. The guests decided to watch the storm from the front windows when someone mentioned how funny it would be if a tree fell on my car. Seconds later, one did. FML

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By elle - 23/05/2011 10:17

Today, I found out that the peaceful rain I'd been listening to all night was really a broken water-main flooding my entire yard. FML

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By Gone With the Wind - 12/05/2014 03:29 - United States - Omaha

Today, the tornado sirens went off so my family went to the basement and turned on the TV to the local news. The station goes to their sky cam as a trampoline flies by. Quite the sight. When the storm passed, I looked outside to see our trampoline was gone. It was the one flying by on TV. FML

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It's just windy

By m…… - 05/08/2012 00:44 - United States - South Whitley

Today, my mom's intense fear of tornadoes caused her to break into the bathroom, drag me off the toilet while I was changing my tampon, and drag me to the basement with my pants around my ankles to join my father, brother, and my brother's best friend. FML

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Saturday 3 March 2012 1:33

Because the world totally revolves around you...

Metzler31 17

Saturday 3 March 2012 1:33

Well at least the sirens gave you a heads up! Get outta there as fast as you can :)

Comments

marisalee 0

Saturday 3 March 2012 3:12

You live in the South too?!

Nick_Stauffer 1

Saturday 3 March 2012 3:29

u must live in Tennessee cause I just drove through there and got hit with a few tornados and a shit load of rain

amandamanda8 6

Saturday 3 March 2012 3:35

Soo then why are you writing this? Isn't there a tornado to be running from? Hello!

thedome115 5

Saturday 3 March 2012 3:42

Seek shelter in the new apartment!

ravenxcorvinus 9

Saturday 3 March 2012 4:00

..that awkward moment when you need to learn to shut up..

coried91 28

Saturday 3 March 2012 5:16

That awkward moment when you realized there was never an awkward moment. See how annoying that sounds?

yummcookie 0

Saturday 3 March 2012 4:29

15 people died in that tornado, but they your life sucks so bad because you got wet.

madison8895 11

Saturday 3 March 2012 5:14

The world does not revolve around you.

KayleeBeth 0

Saturday 3 March 2012 5:15

Tornados all in Georgia well close to me I'm from Ellijay , GA well I hope y'all are alright, but thank the lord for the warning(: haha.

jojoboy 0

Saturday 3 March 2012 5:42

Maybe if you yell at the tornado you'll get a hurricane

torianab 7

Saturday 3 March 2012 5:45

I know how you feel. I had fallen asleep and woke up to use the bathroom. My neighbor then called and told me to take cover. I could then hear the sirens. I gathered some necessities, my pups, and locked us in the inside bathroom. Thank God it passed. It touched down nearby.