Animals: Today, I went to Lidl to buy the cheapest jaffa cakes I could....

By 909 - 19/09/2009 23:19 - United Kingdom

Today, I went to Lidl to buy the cheapest jaffa cakes I could. They cost 35p. When I was eating them later on I put the plastic wrapper onto the side. When I'd finished eating my jaffa cakes I went to pick up the wrapper... The dog had eaten it. Cost me a £150 vet bill. Most expensive jaffas I've ever had. FML

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By babyboomerang - 12/05/2009 11:16 - United States

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Today, my mum decided to teach me a lesson about carelessly leaving my wallet about. She left it on the floor so our puppy could use it and its contents as a chew toy. I was almost impressed to discover that he can eat three £20 notes and still have room for debit cards. FML

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By Sick - 02/05/2009 04:56 - United States

Today, I went to a fast-food joint and ordered off the $1.00 menu to save money. Five hours later I go to the hospital with food-poisoning. After a whole day of not eating, crapping, puking, having tests, and a bunch of IV fluids, my $1.00 burger ended up costing me $2,000 in bills. Really. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/05/2013 12:50 - Canada - Airdrie

Today, my dog had her stomach pumped because she ate some cookies. The 100 cookies I made for a bake sale to be exact. FML

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By Oops - 28/08/2017 03:30 - United Kingdom - Bakewell

Today, I had a hotdog. I thought the skin was a bit tough but ate it anyway. After reading the packaging later I found out that each hotdog has an individual plastic wrapper. I ate plastic. FML

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By Lisa87 - 21/05/2024 09:00 - United States

Today, I came home to find my dog had learned how to open our fridge. He ate the birthday cake I was saving for a friend's surprise party, and to add insult to injury, he'd also apparently thrown the barely digested cake up all over my bed. FML

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Sunday 20 September 2009 9:29

Most foreign FML i've ever read

picturetaker 0

Sunday 20 September 2009 10:31

Wtf is a Jaffa?

Comments

SEPHARAD 0

Monday 21 September 2009 0:45

Has chocolate, poisonous to dogs..

pathetictwin 0

Monday 21 September 2009 0:54

that was the most british FML ever. i think i didn't understand every 5 words...and I lived in London for a year.

aaaaa12345_fml 0

Monday 21 September 2009 0:55

ydi for using fake money

Anonymiz 4

Monday 21 September 2009 20:04

Really? You're an idiot. How did you function in England?

Mirequetz 6

Monday 21 September 2009 18:21

He/she knows, they are just being condescending because to "some" people (we all know who) any money but their own is "fake". Apparently where I live we have "Monopoly Money". Not all money is green in every denomination jackass.

stuntmanmike19 0

Monday 21 September 2009 21:03

Oh god I proper want some Jaffa Cakes now yum yum yum Ever tried the strawberry ones? taste surprisingly like the orange ones.

tangerine_12 0

Monday 21 September 2009 23:36

wow, im not dumb or anything but i didnt understand like half those words... and dont call me an idiot american just because im not a human dictionary.