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By fernie vazquez - 10/06/2012 09:16 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I went to meet my girlfriend's parents at her sister's play. The moment I introduced myself, I realized that her father was my probation officer. FML

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Today, I was introduced to the girl my current boyfriend went out with while dating me. FML

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By pdub523 - 27/01/2013 05:57 - United States - Longview

Today, I met my girlfriend's dad for the first time. His shirt said "D.A.D.D, Dads Against Daughters Dating, shoot the first one and word will spread". FML

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Sunday 10 June 2012 19:26

Have fun with that. Just don't do anything bad & show him you have changed

gh0sthunter 6

Sunday 10 June 2012 19:28

This is a perfect example of an oh shit moment.

Comments

FML_Girl171 0

Monday 11 June 2012 7:50

Well, what're you on probation for?

Ceejay1 13

Monday 11 June 2012 7:51

haha ,that's must of been a trip .

DogsPaw 16

Monday 11 June 2012 8:08

We all have that feeling, Noor is watching.

draklin300 3

Monday 11 June 2012 8:29

good things start with a nice firm handshake

unicornsbears 5

Monday 11 June 2012 8:50

That sux... Well at least he knows where to find ya if you do anything wrong. Good luck just dont break her heart and u b alright

96skeeter 6

Monday 11 June 2012 9:31

Hahahahahahahahaha! I literally lol'd

BoWZeR 1

Monday 11 June 2012 10:00

Lhahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!! He's Gunnar lick ur ass up for anything!

quandtu 3

Monday 11 June 2012 14:22

Haha, Revenge! :) she must have daddy issues, take advantage of that!

spottyblanket 8

Monday 11 June 2012 14:27

And that is why you don't do crime

xerdxerd 1

Monday 11 June 2012 14:47

and THAT is why you don't do probation officer! Teach him that!

qerqerd 1

Monday 11 June 2012 15:29

He'll regret being your probation officer! You have so much power in your hands! What is his grand-daughers name going to be? Any ideas yet?

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