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By fernie vazquez - 10/06/2012 09:16 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I went to meet my girlfriend's parents at her sister's play. The moment I introduced myself, I realized that her father was my probation officer. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/03/2020 18:00

Today, I met my girlfriend's dad. It didn't go well since unfortunately he’s the guy I had to remove from the club I’m the bouncer at, and had to report to the police for getting drunk, stroking himself over his pants and taking photos in the ladies toilets. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/09/2012 17:34 - United States - Reston

Today, I found out my friend swapped my girlfriend and probation officer's numbers in my phone. My girlfriend is wondering why I asked her permission to leave the country, and my probation officer said she can't wait to see me again. FML

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By single again - 06/09/2013 00:29 - United States - Chico

Today, I'm a police officer who had the honor of arresting my girlfriend of 3 months for prostitution. All of my coworkers at the station know her and won't stop giving me judging looks. FML

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By i stole your daughter's virginity anyways!! - 23/05/2017 00:00

Today, I met my girlfriend's dad for the first time. I recognized him. He's the guy that broke into my car and stole my backpack two weeks ago. FML

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By hatelife - 14/06/2011 18:37 - United States

Today, I went to visit my boyfriend at work. That's where I met his pregnant girlfriend. FML

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By Fucked. - 26/04/2021 07:59

Today, my supervisor at work is now my father-in-law. My girlfriend told me that. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/01/2020 20:00

Today, my parents met my fiancée's parents for the first time in a large family gathering two weeks before our formal wedding. Both sets of parents were telling funny stories about our pasts. My dad's story won. He told how I spent a week in jail earlier this year. FML

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By justmyluck25 - 23/07/2010 12:59 - United States

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By hk - 20/09/2016 15:29 - Malaysia - Kuala Lumpur

Today, I was introduced to the girl my current boyfriend went out with while dating me. FML

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By pdub523 - 27/01/2013 05:57 - United States - Longview

Today, I met my girlfriend's dad for the first time. His shirt said "D.A.D.D, Dads Against Daughters Dating, shoot the first one and word will spread". FML

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stuner56 22

Sunday 10 June 2012 19:26

Have fun with that. Just don't do anything bad & show him you have changed

gh0sthunter 6

Sunday 10 June 2012 19:28

This is a perfect example of an oh shit moment.

Comments

MRosellini 2

Sunday 10 June 2012 22:06

Op doesn't read these comments. I hope you all know that.

RedPillSucks 31

Sunday 10 June 2012 23:08

Sometimes the OP will read and even reply to comments.

ravenh1979 13

Sunday 10 June 2012 22:07

Oh now that's priceless! Lol

Spazz420 7

Sunday 10 June 2012 22:14

Did u not realize her last name was the same as your girlfriends last name?

GaleIsHawt 5

Sunday 10 June 2012 22:50

At least you have something to talk about now.

shaniquaaa 8

Sunday 10 June 2012 23:03

Sounds like a romantic comedy. Lol :p

tashalynn01 0

Sunday 10 June 2012 23:08

wow..

TrippingOnAcid 29

Sunday 10 June 2012 23:24

Misfits "We killed our probation worker...again"

jonnynasty 0

Sunday 10 June 2012 23:35

Sounds like you need a twix.

emilyhg 8

Monday 11 June 2012 0:11

Aw thts ****** up

hqbrat 8

Monday 11 June 2012 0:24

We all know thats not going to go good

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