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By Anonymous - 28/09/2009 20:36 - United States

Today, I went to my cousin's farm with my family. First I was pooped on by a goose, peed on by a puppy, bit in the face by the mother dog, fell through the floor of the barn loft, and without knowing it was electric, rested my hand on the horse fence. FML

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By electricpuddle - 25/04/2011 01:11

Today, while letting horses out to switch pasture, one ran at me, sending me through the electric fence and into a mud puddle. Wrapped in electric fence, I sat in that electric mud puddle, screaming every time it shocked me. Help arrived, once they'd had a good long laugh. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/08/2013 09:11 - United States - Sanford

Today, I was visiting my cousin's farm. Going out for a morning stroll, I took an apple with me to munch along the way. As I was eating it, I heard a distant thumping sound and was suddenly slammed into the ground. When I looked up, a horse was eating my apple. I got mugged by a horse. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/04/2016 18:30 - Canada - Toronto

Today, my date took me to visit his farm. As we were walking, a wild rabbit darted past me and startled me. I tripped and fell face first into cow dung. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/09/2009 14:48 - Canada

Today, I was putting my horse away into her pasture, when I slipped in the mud. In a haisty attempt to support myself, I grabbed the electric fence in on hand, and my horse with the other. The shock from the fence traveled through me to her, sending her running and leaving me with 2 broken teeth. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/12/2022 18:00

Today, I went with my family to visit my aunt, who lives on a farm. My brother told me that cows are ticklish and convinced me to go up and tickle one of the cows. The cow clearly wasn’t a fan, and I ended up being chased right into a lake. FML

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Face it!

By MooCow - 13/07/2011 03:13 - United States

Today, my best friend told me to face my fear of cows and hop over the fence in with them. This resulted in me being chased by a raging cow, and thrusting myself head first over a fence. FML

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Goodbye horses

By Anonymous - 23/10/2017 16:19

Today, my dad tried to help me overcome my intense fear of horses (due to nearly being killed by one as a child) by taking me to a ranch. Within 30 minutes, a horse bit my face. FML

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By Not Again! - 14/06/2019 04:16

Today, while riding a massive draft horse, the horse thought it would be fun to walk under a very low apple tree that sat level with his back. A branch hit me and made me fall off onto a coil of barbed wire, twisting my ankle in the process. FML

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By mishyb - 28/07/2013 04:28 - United States - Englewood

Today, my horse farted and scared itself, then ran all the way up the hill and wouldn't stop until I fell off. FML

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By shando - 08/11/2009 02:13 - United States

Today, I went to a petting zoo with my niece and nephew. While we were checking out the llamas, one of them spit directly into my face. Disgusted and embarrassed, we turned away to pet a deer. The deer immediately urinated then shook its tail, which splattered it into my face. FML

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wolfe37 0

Tuesday 29 September 2009 1:20

yeah you don't belong on a farm...stick to the city

GuyWithAGuitar 0

Tuesday 29 September 2009 1:26

lMFAO. This could be a country song. Now alls that needs to happen is for your spouse to leave you and your dog to die.

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sugar_407 0

Tuesday 29 September 2009 1:47

eh, this doesn't sound very believable.

neverbr 0

Tuesday 29 September 2009 1:54

SUPER COMBO FINISH!!!

morgan020 0

Tuesday 29 September 2009 2:05

if all that was first what happened next? that really sucks though maybe you should wear a protective bubble suit or just not go to the country it ain't for everybody. best of luck next time though :)

jonny2x4 0

Tuesday 29 September 2009 2:07

Farm animals don't take kindly to city slickers. That's a sign that you probably don't belong there.

crazieeli 0

Tuesday 29 September 2009 2:10

why is the horses fence electric? O.o

MissPuppettear 0

Friday 17 February 2012 10:55

The horses fence is most likely electric because the horse would probobly run around and trample you it the fence wasn't there.... So yea

NawaltheWall 4

Tuesday 29 September 2009 2:14

This is so fail that I'm not sure I believe this actually happened.

Yawn823 0

Tuesday 29 September 2009 2:14

lol im sorry but thats just hilarious. oh right, fyl.. XD HAHAHA

ihtdmbcityppl 0

Tuesday 29 September 2009 2:23

omg..seriously..go back to the city where you belong...it's people like you that invent idiotic things like vegetarians because you don't know what work or life is really about

dancerjrm9 0

Tuesday 29 September 2009 5:23

excusee me? whats wrong with vegetarians? and "city people" don't know about hard work? try staying up till 12:30 every night studying for school... and that sounds like a terrible day, i'm sorry that you had to go through it.

horneyhic 15

Tuesday 29 September 2009 5:30

Try getting up at dawn and working with ur back and arms rain snow or shine 7 days a week tell u get to go to bed when the sun goes down (exept in harvest when u work tell ur done no matter how long that takes)

ihtdmbcityppl 0

Saturday 3 October 2009 2:10

ya...that's called school and everyone has to..I'm a farm person and also used to study late like that for college. Try getting up at two in the morning b/c you have to pull a calf and then stay up and go to school and still do your chores b/c they can't wait like your dumb "city" things.