By Denki - 30/01/2013 12:21 - China - Beijing

Today, I went to my cousin's wedding. The groom walked over when the two of us were talking, took one good look at me, slapped me on the ass, and said, "You know, if I wasn't marrying Rose here, you'd be next." Yeah, about that: I'm a 16-year old guy. FML
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Same thing different taste

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You probably have a nice ass and its a joke.

He could have had a few too many when he's been drinking and meant it as a joke? When I drink to much I know how to solve the deficit and the I go to sleep.

once my friend's (now ex!) husband told me at a dinner, right in front of her, that when he saw me at their wedding he thought 'damn, I hope my clothes hide my hard on'. I didn't know where to look or what to say.