By Denki - 30/01/2013 12:21 - China - Beijing

Today, I went to my cousin's wedding. The groom walked over when the two of us were talking, took one good look at me, slapped me on the ass, and said, "You know, if I wasn't marrying Rose here, you'd be next." Yeah, about that: I'm a 16-year old guy. FML
I agree, your life sucks 41 162
You deserved it 4 514

Same thing different taste

Comments

Better stay out of trouble: jail time definitely a scarier perspective for you than for the rest of us!

That awkward moment when you have to friend zone a family member...

He was probably stressed and was trying to be funny..

turtle_sandwich 4

Maybe he meant next to get married?

mandie5055 4

Can we say creeper! Tell your cousin to watch out she may have some competition :)

I'm sorry, but u think that's kinda cute :)

wow I hope u told the wife that his big or does she already know lol