By Denki - 30/01/2013 12:21 - China - Beijing

Today, I went to my cousin's wedding. The groom walked over when the two of us were talking, took one good look at me, slapped me on the ass, and said, "You know, if I wasn't marrying Rose here, you'd be next." Yeah, about that: I'm a 16-year old guy. FML
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You deserved it 4 514

Same thing different taste

Comments

ulissey_fml 22

"Well, nobody's perfect." (thank you, Mr.Wilder)

KiddNYC1O 20

Pretty sure it was a joke, champ.

Guys are looking more girls these days anyway, Justin bieber is to blame.

I'd say FML for your cousin! Maybe he was joking but, it's in poor taste if he was. I hope for everyone's sake it was a joke!!

lishajoy777 14

Now family events will have a whole new kind of awkward... Was he joking, or wasn't he? Only OP (or the poor bride) will know for sure.

When you said "slap," did you actually mean grab?