Miscellaneous: Today, I went to my favorite drive-in burger joint for dinner....

By Anonymous - 08/09/2011 19:51 - United States

Today, I went to my favorite drive-in burger joint for dinner. As I was nearing the end of my burger, I grabbed a cup from the cup holder that I thought was filled with soda. Instead, I got a mouthful of dip spit that a friend left in my car. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/01/2025 15:00 - United States

Today, I went through a drive-thru and ordered a milkshake. When the cashier handed it to me, for some unknown reason I confidently grabbed the lid instead of the cup. Guess who’s now wearing the milkshake? FML

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Today, whilst on a road trip with friends, we stopped at a roadside diner for lunch. I ordered a chicken sandwich and when it arrived, I took a huge bite out of it, only to realize that it was still completely raw in the middle. FML

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By Sara - 27/05/2024 09:00 - United Kingdom - Blackpool

Today, I went on a date with someone I really like. Midway through dinner, I felt something stuck in my teeth and, trying to be discreet, attempted to remove it. In the process, I flicked a piece of food across the table and it landed in his drink. He looked at it, then at me, then sighed. FML

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By Sam - 24/06/2011 04:46 - Canada

Today, I was working the drive-thru at McDonalds, and as I handed out a Diet coke to the customer, the man started growling and yelled "HULK SMASH!" He smashed the cup with two fists and drove off. I was drenched in soda. FML

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By Username - 13/11/2010 00:24 - United States

Today, I was leaving the car wash when I saw my friend walking on the sidewalk. I pulled over next to her and asked if she wanted a ride. Only after getting a face full of the soda she was drinking did I realize I was talking to a complete stranger. FML

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Tasty

By Anonymous - 06/11/2009 14:31 - Denmark

Today, at a party, a fly flew into my mouth. I spat it out, and in an effort to wash my mouth out, I grabbed the can of coke that was on the table next to me. Apparently people had been spitting in there and using it as an ashtray. FML

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By stephiexbabexx - 15/01/2010 21:27 - United States

Today, I was with my friends at Burger King. While we were eating, I placed my cellphone on the tray, not realising that I'd left it there until after I emptied my tray into the bin. When I got it out of the trash, it was covered in soggy, sticky garbage. FML

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Tasty!

By Anonymous - 25/02/2010 16:28 - United States

Today, I was driving with my mom. She had some soda with her from earlier, and even though it was probably warm, I was thirsty. I ask for a sip, she hands it to me and says sure. And I get a mouthful of ash-and-cigarette-butt-filled soda. Apparently she didn't feel the need to mention this to me. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/03/2023 14:00 - United Kingdom - Wakefield

Today, I went to a restaurant for a second date. As we were eating, a piece of food got stuck in my teeth. I tried to discreetly remove it, but ended up spitting it across the table and onto my date's glasses. FML

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By blegh - 16/01/2009 04:57 - Switzerland

Today, I reached for my beer and took a huge swallow before I realized that I had picked up my friend's tobacco spit cup. "Vomit" is not a strong enough word to describe what happened next. FML

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Keyman1212 14

Friday 9 September 2011 1:41

Dip spit smells terrible. You should have noticed.

Broc831 6

Friday 9 September 2011 1:42

I think I threw up a little in my mouth... that sucks!

Comments

xbrandimichellex 5

Friday 9 September 2011 8:29

I've done that before...at least it was from my own spit cup though lol

PinkFun1969 9

Friday 9 September 2011 8:38

get your shots updated

MrJojobinks 6

Friday 9 September 2011 9:00

I almost threw up reading that.

baconstripslover 8

Friday 9 September 2011 9:34

Eeeewwwwwww that must have sucked. Did you spit it out all over your wheel and dashboard or did you swallow it?

denvan 0

Friday 9 September 2011 11:08

In N Out

SxeDaze 13

Friday 9 September 2011 11:28

was it all thick like syrup :D , no just playing , truly FYL thats just wrong .

Nemmycakes 3

Friday 9 September 2011 13:14

Yes I'm sure he knows dipping ***** your mouth, and what an original south joke, I've never heard that one before.

Technoir 2

Friday 9 September 2011 15:25

Dipping, chewing and smoking are all ******* disgusting. Why would you let some drooling redneck dipper in your car in the first place?

crabbyapple 2

Friday 9 September 2011 16:07

That used to happen to me when I was little, I would grab a soda and try to chug it, then realize it was full of chewing tobacco.

hunnibunnz 13

Friday 9 September 2011 17:03

couldn't you tell immediately since the cup wasnt cold?! if not, you deserved it.

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