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By whitewater_al - 10/07/2009 21:22 - United States

Today, I went to my friend's house for the first time. As I was pulling up, I called him and asked him if I could use his bathroom. He told me to just go in the back and use it, so i did. As i'm sitting on the toilet, someone knocks on the door and asks me who I am. It wasn't my friend's house. FML

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Saturday 11 July 2009 10:32

well, I think I just realized why OP's don't respond to comments.

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av232 0

Saturday 11 July 2009 1:31

that would be really awkward. FYL poor guy

whitewater_al 0

Saturday 11 July 2009 1:57

i don't think so, no.

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JarrettEarley 0

Tuesday 2 August 2011 18:38

lol i was at a hotel once and ran into the wrong room. the lady came out in a towel.

OriginalPooh01 0

Wednesday 17 August 2011 4:09

Omg I can imagine that happening to me lol. I wonder what they did when you explained it to them.

jdawg2010 0

Tuesday 13 September 2011 15:07

bahahhaaha. oh man.

brian345 5

Tuesday 17 January 2012 5:19

what happened after

kitkat789 2

Thursday 5 April 2012 5:40

Why'd u call from the driveway to ask to use the bathroom instead of just going up and knocking on the door lolllz btw smart move????????????

kitkat789 2

Thursday 5 April 2012 5:42

Oops the ? Should be faces lol

JW_SR 9

Tuesday 26 June 2012 23:25

Ha ha ha ha...that is funny and embarrassing.

avaloncode 8

Friday 24 August 2012 7:49

just saying but wouldn't you notice if the house looked different?

foxwithit420 19

Thursday 14 May 2015 18:50

what happened after that ... we're they understanding or mad I need to know

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