Miscellaneous: Today, I went to my friend's house. While she went to the kitchen,...

By skywayavenue - 19/03/2009 05:09 - Canada

Today, I went to my friend's house. While she went to the kitchen, I noticed a little pink pastry on her desk. It looked really good, so I decided to take a bite before she got back. As I bit into it, a sizzling noise started, and foam overflowed in my mouth. It was a bath bomb. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/08/2023 06:00 - Canada - Windsor

Today, I was excited to finally use the expensive bath bombs I'd been saving. I filled the tub, dropped one in, and settled in for a relaxing soak. The bath bomb fizzed so much that it created a bubble mountain that spilled over, flooding my bathroom with colorful suds. My "relaxing" bath turned into a Slip 'N Slide adventure as I tried to mop up the mess in my birthday suit. FML

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By badcomparison - 18/12/2016 07:02 - United States - Warrensburg

Today, I was at Bath and Body Works with a friend of mine. She wanted me to smell a particular lotion and when she brought it up to my nose, she squeezed the bottle and lotion went all over my face. Right after, a worker came by and commented how the lotion "got a little too excited". FML

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By Anonymous - 07/05/2009 12:09 - Canada

Today, I baked a chicken pot pie in the oven. I pulled it out, and noticed a big piece of tasty-looking, flaky pastry had come loose. Without thinking I ripped it off and popped it into my mouth. I HEARD the skin on the inside of my cheeks burn. FML

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By FawnPrincess - 17/11/2017 15:00

Today, my boyfriend bought my favorite doughnuts for our anniversary. After settling down and pouring a glass of wine, I grabbed a doughnut and quickly realized the filling inside wasn't jelly. He thought it would be funny to replace it with toothpaste. FML

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By shinee - 15/08/2010 16:05 - Singapore

Today, to be nice, I baked cookies for my step-mom as a birthday present. I burnt my hand while putting them in the oven, but I'd hoped it would be worth it. When she got home, I gave one for her to try. She took a bite, spit it out, and threw it on the floor, asking if it was a joke or if I was really trying to poison her. FML

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By Sisi - 29/08/2016 16:49 - United States - Mesa

Today, my roommate left a bomb looking package of cookies on the kitchen counter. My sweet tooth got the best of me and I made that split second decision of, "Oh, I'll just have one." Halfway through it, I noticed the fine print, "For dogs" on the package. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/04/2013 15:49 - Australia

Today, my mother and I saw a stall selling colourful treats at the shopping centre. Some were placed on small dishes, so we thought we'd sample their goods. Turns out that the colourful goodies that we'd bit into were very creative pieces of soap. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/12/2010 03:42 - United States

Today, I brought a cupcake to school for my friend's birthday. After taking one bite, she exclaimed that it was the worst thing she had ever tasted and that we should sue the store that I bought it from. I baked it myself. FML

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Thursday 19 March 2009 12:08

Lol. Thanks for that. Made me laugh. But you deserved that one. Next time ask before just taking. Though this could be some sort of new thing to keep kids in line. It's better than washing out a kids mouth with soap. :-P

Stupidpeople 0

Thursday 19 March 2009 12:14

Serves you right for going to your friends house and putting things in your mouth which are not yours!!

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bloppyblue 0

Thursday 19 March 2009 23:43

LOL! Come on guys, he doesnt deserve this xD But look on the bright sides, you'll have a really clean mouth and the face your friend mustve had when she saw you foaming out pink stuff must've been hilarious!

eeee93757 0

Friday 20 March 2009 0:24

fatty

yui567 0

Friday 20 March 2009 0:26

hahahaha that's so perfect

calmthefuck_down 0

Friday 20 March 2009 0:28

fatass

wafflemonger 0

Friday 20 March 2009 0:30

47, I agree, it probably wouldn't have been a big deal if she'd just bitten into it. But pretty much no matter how close the relationship, it's considered impolite to take things that do not belong to you. I think the rule is that you always ask, even if the answer is an obvious yes.

Brittanyy 0

Friday 20 March 2009 0:35

LMAO. Way to go dumbass.

tismylife09 0

Friday 20 March 2009 1:41

haha i've done this before, it sucks.

inmyeyes688 0

Friday 20 March 2009 1:51

my first thought was Lush. they're bath products really do look and smell like delicious baked goods!

summer66_fml 0

Friday 20 March 2009 1:52

thats what you get for eating other ppl's sh*t

SilverBallet 0

Friday 20 March 2009 2:02

Bath bombs...they're hard. The only edible thing I could possible think of that you might mistake it for would be a giant SweetTart or something. If I thought it was some sort of pastry, it must have been a pastry that'd been sitting out for weeks and somehow not gotten mold on it. Why would you even think about putting something like that in your mouth? Are you two?