Miscellaneous: Today, I went to my girlfriend's Catholic all girls high school...

By Anonymous - 20/05/2009 15:11 - United States

Today, I went to my girlfriend's Catholic all girls high school to ask her to prom by decorating her car. As soon as I walked on campus the school went into lock down because of a "suspicious male intruder." When I saw my girlfriend, she denied knowing me. I was arrested. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/08/2009 00:45 - United States

Today, I went to visit teachers at the high school I graduated from 3 months ago as valedictorian. Turns out, I had an expired parking permit, and I didn't properly get a visitor pass. The school went into a "yellow lockdown" because of me. My car was towed. I got arrested for trespassing. FML

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Today, I decided to surprise my girlfriend at work. Because she was "bored and didn't feel like seeing me" she thought it would be funny to call security and claim that I was stalking her. There is now a picture of my face at her workplace, and anytime I "pester her again" the cops will show up. FML

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By topfisherman - 05/02/2010 20:17 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I decided to have fun at school. So, we went into the locker room. We were making out for a couple minutes when the door opened. It was the principal, who also happens to be her dad. FML

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Today, I was in school when I spotted my girlfriend in the hallway. I wanted to be all romantic and grab her like guys do in movies. I grabbed her wrist forcefully and pulled her out of the crowd. As I quickly leaned in to kiss her, I broke her nose. FML

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By fernie vazquez - 10/06/2012 09:16 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I went to meet my girlfriend's parents at her sister's play. The moment I introduced myself, I realized that her father was my probation officer. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/10/2011 07:43 - United States

Today, I tried sneaking over to my girlfriend's house to be romantic and knocked on her window. She went and got her mother to see who was at the window. FML

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By TasedAndDazed - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I snuck into my boyfriend's house because I knew his parents wouldn't be there. Later, I woke up in a hospital bed because his sister thought I was a burglar and tased me. FML

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By promposer - 04/04/2016 18:55 - United States - Dobbs Ferry

Today, I asked a girl to prom by having 5 friends hold up signs saying "P-R-O-M-?" while I snuck up behind her. She said yes... to my friend holding the "?", who she thought was the one asking her. FML

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ombrelle 0

Wednesday 20 May 2009 20:04

how can you still call her your girlfriend? She clearly doesn't care about you I mean she got you arrested!

Carnivaldead 0

Wednesday 20 May 2009 20:04

Might want to consider getting a new girlfriend.

Comments

sarumanthewhite 0

Thursday 21 May 2009 11:10

hand her a savage beating for shaming you in public. that'll learn her.

SarcasticaLy 0

Thursday 21 May 2009 11:57

What kind of loser needs to ASK his GIRLFRIEND to prom? Isnt it already a given?

MrJentipede 2

Thursday 21 May 2009 13:45

This is Schrodinger's FML, you both deserve it for not just asking like a normal person and f*** your life for having a bitch girlfriend.

weightloss 0

Thursday 21 May 2009 15:05

it's thoughtful, #163. and with an attitude like that, you probably dont get any anyway. so just shut up and i agree, you both are at fault. nice attempt to do something cute, but next time think it outt.

jillz 0

Thursday 21 May 2009 16:17

YDI

primogen18 0

Thursday 21 May 2009 17:23

An all-girls HS? I wouldn't mind watching the after-prom party...

tardis_fml 0

Thursday 21 May 2009 17:26

#123, I believe it was a Baptist school. Catholics have no rules against dancing.

Lucifuge_fml 0

Thursday 21 May 2009 18:48

Take her to your prom and then pretend you don't know her the entire time. Anyone who would deny knowing you shouldn't be your girlfriend.

Audio828 2

Thursday 21 May 2009 18:56

Just like Judas!

garrettforsyth 0

Thursday 21 May 2009 21:15

this story is a bit screwed up... first of all, how would she get in trouble for having a boyfriend... unless it's a boarding school, then it might make more sense. second of all, i know i wouldn't appreciate having my car "decorated", which in this case could also be defined as vandalized since either way she'd have to clean the car off herself. third of all, i really doubt she "denied" being your girlfriend. for all we know you could be an obsessed ex-boyfriend or a stalker. and my last point, what guy in their right mind would go to an all-girls catholic school during school hours, and just to ask a girl to prom, and not even to ask directly, but to throw ribbons all over her car?