Miscellaneous: Today, I went to my girlfriend's Catholic all girls high school...

By Anonymous - 20/05/2009 15:11 - United States

Today, I went to my girlfriend's Catholic all girls high school to ask her to prom by decorating her car. As soon as I walked on campus the school went into lock down because of a "suspicious male intruder." When I saw my girlfriend, she denied knowing me. I was arrested. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/08/2009 00:45 - United States

Today, I went to visit teachers at the high school I graduated from 3 months ago as valedictorian. Turns out, I had an expired parking permit, and I didn't properly get a visitor pass. The school went into a "yellow lockdown" because of me. My car was towed. I got arrested for trespassing. FML

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Today, I decided to surprise my girlfriend at work. Because she was "bored and didn't feel like seeing me" she thought it would be funny to call security and claim that I was stalking her. There is now a picture of my face at her workplace, and anytime I "pester her again" the cops will show up. FML

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By topfisherman - 05/02/2010 20:17 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I decided to have fun at school. So, we went into the locker room. We were making out for a couple minutes when the door opened. It was the principal, who also happens to be her dad. FML

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Today, I was in school when I spotted my girlfriend in the hallway. I wanted to be all romantic and grab her like guys do in movies. I grabbed her wrist forcefully and pulled her out of the crowd. As I quickly leaned in to kiss her, I broke her nose. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/08/2022 10:00

Today, I went to the dentist in the same building my wife works. I decided to leave a love note on her car to surprise her. I'm currently being held by security, waiting on the cops, on suspicion of stalking. FML

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By fernie vazquez - 10/06/2012 09:16 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I went to meet my girlfriend's parents at her sister's play. The moment I introduced myself, I realized that her father was my probation officer. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/10/2011 07:43 - United States

Today, I tried sneaking over to my girlfriend's house to be romantic and knocked on her window. She went and got her mother to see who was at the window. FML

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By TasedAndDazed - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I snuck into my boyfriend's house because I knew his parents wouldn't be there. Later, I woke up in a hospital bed because his sister thought I was a burglar and tased me. FML

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By promposer - 04/04/2016 18:55 - United States - Dobbs Ferry

Today, I asked a girl to prom by having 5 friends hold up signs saying "P-R-O-M-?" while I snuck up behind her. She said yes... to my friend holding the "?", who she thought was the one asking her. FML

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ombrelle 0

Wednesday 20 May 2009 20:04

how can you still call her your girlfriend? She clearly doesn't care about you I mean she got you arrested!

Carnivaldead 0

Wednesday 20 May 2009 20:04

Might want to consider getting a new girlfriend.

Comments

CandyApple 0

Thursday 21 May 2009 21:26

ok one:...fyl. two: wow some of these comments are really offensive. im a catholic but im not a super religous catholic who campains against abortion and refuses to socialize with guys. obviously some of these people havent met an average catholic person. sorry to rant but it pees me off when people think all chistians/catholics are hardcore :( i bet im going to get a lot of hate replies

Smelly_Douche 0

Thursday 21 May 2009 22:32

ROFLMFAO... but yeah FYL totally

DmdFrmThStrt 0

Thursday 21 May 2009 22:44

Did she say yes to prom though??

oopsyipooped 0

Thursday 21 May 2009 23:01

lol to one before me

Dusa_fml 0

Friday 22 May 2009 0:19

Wow what a bitch, dump her.

wowfmlife 0

Friday 22 May 2009 2:58

#139, you couldn't be more wrong. I go to an all girls Catholic high school and i love it. I actually look forward to going to school everyday. My teachers are awesome and are always joking around, hardly prison...

blondieex67 0

Friday 22 May 2009 3:51

mhmm shes a keeperr ! ahahaaa omgg tht is funnny

Nandian90 0

Friday 22 May 2009 5:36

I like the sound of Lock Down. LOL

icanhazstapler 0

Friday 22 May 2009 21:43

Next time you're with her give her a nice, hearty donkey punch. It'll make you feel better.

bollywood_rocks 0

Friday 22 May 2009 23:04

YDI. As someone who went to Catholic BOARDING school, I can tell you from experience that if she had admitted to knowing you,at best she'd be disciplined and probably suspended. At worst,she may be kicked out. The Catholic church has the corner on hypocrisy and like to either deny that we the members are so innocent that we don't do all those things they are against so your girlfriend was trying to save herself. 2. If you've been with her for a while,you should've known she was Catholic and the workings of church and parochial schools. I won't say go out and find another girlfriend but next time be considerate. The schools I went to required ONLY family to sign out the student even and even at that they had to call ahead to say they were signing us out. Sorry... Oh and if the school is all girl AND Catholic,uh they may not do the whole prom thing...