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#80: Unless you have been to ALL of the Catholic schools, I suggest you stop calling fake because you do not know a school's tolerance. And he may have looked suspicious trying to sneak everything there, just in case he ran into his gf & that is what they saw. OP: Dude, that sucks but really her car? At school? Do it in the morning, that way all her friends have the whole day to see it.
#132 - I have not been to every Catholic school, and no, I do not know every school's tolerance magnitude. I mean, I understand a person being kicked out of campus or lock down but, being arrested? That's a little bit too harsh. That's why I called it fake. But, I already apologized if I seemed to harsh on my opinion, it's just a point of view.
thats really alittle over reacting that the school went into lockdown and that you got arrested. worse part is that your girlfriend says that she doesnt know you, thats really cold of her. too bad you and her didnt live near me. i wouldve helped you egg the shit out of her house or something.
Sexual segregation is as awful as racial segregation, and only serves to undermine decades of work toward equality. That it's a private, religious institution that's permitted to operate with discriminatory principles like this doesn't make it any less wrong, only legal. Any parents under the impression that sexual segregation is a better way to teach children and that it somehow makes them better at dealing with the opposite sex are deluding themselves. That said, it was probably a dumb idea to sneak onto their campus, and the whole "painting someone's car to ask them out" thing is in general a really, really stupid way of asking a simple question. Not only is it always somewhat humiliating to the recipient, it's also potentially humiliating to both parties if the recipient says "no". Be an adult and ask her directly and you won't look like a moron and risk charges of vandalism and trespassing and such. Regardless, there's no way you should have been arrested for something like that, and there's probably legal recourse available to keep yourself from actually getting into trouble over this. And if you were only in the parking lot and the lot was accessible from the street (especially if it didn't have any kind of gate system), you could argue that an infinite number of male drivers could mistakenly make a wrong turn into the driveway, circle the lot and leave, and that just because they both have penises and are on the property, to arrest them all would be some kind of nightmarish joke of law enforcement that takes no consideration of context and merely serves to satisfy someone's sadistic desire for absolute control over keeping anything with a penis out of a goddamned parking lot. And it goes without saying that your girlfriend is kind of a bitch.
#133: It's trespassing, you can get arrested for that and people often do.
YDI for dating a Catholic girl....... you'll be thanking me a year from now because of your severe case of blue balls.
That was pretty rude of her, but you should have known better. Those Catholic schools are practically prisons and the teachers have no sense of humor, no common sense, and are jealous of everyone who gets to have sex. They hate everyone and everything and it's no wonder your girlfriend was afraid to admit knowing you. She'd probably have gotten disciplined for it.
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how can you still call her your girlfriend? She clearly doesn't care about you I mean she got you arrested!
Might want to consider getting a new girlfriend.