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Oh please I go to an all girls Catholic High School. This is insane, only an idiot would believe that this story is true. There are male teachers & staff in every school anyway..
DTMFA.
Some Catholics schools would expell her for dating you, if you aren't also catholic. Even then your coming onto campus to vandalize her car with car soap is a good reason for the school to demand the relationship ended
@181: I presume the OP meant asking her out to the prom at HIS school. You don't exactly ask someone out to THEIR prom if you're from another school. OP: Sneaking onto their campus to do things to a car you don't own was sort of asking for trouble. However, the school/police WAY overreacted, and your girlfriend is a bitch for pretending she didn't know you. Dump her, if you haven't already.
Suspicious male intruder? that three word combination is full of What The ****. Don't these people.. y'know... know how to ask what you're doin there? I mean its one of the basest of things in any society... "Hi, how're ya doin? Can i help you?" guess that's not in the Catholic Canon of Greetings. more like... IT'S A MAN! SHACUUUUUUUUUSE! on a lighter note, dump the ****. she's not worth the trouble. hope everything worked out okay with the cops.
Whoa, man, that sucks for you. Unless she was rly embarresed about the whole thing and that's why she said she didn't know you, DUMP HER! But not rly a good idea to go on school campus, even if you would have checking in with the offices, they wouldn't have let you see her during school. Maybe you should go back and trash her car lol.
Then again, even if she was embarressed, that doens't give her the right to deny you like that! She's an idiot, and sry dude, you kinda are too for walking onto campus and messin' with her car in front of ppl who don't know who you are.
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how can you still call her your girlfriend? She clearly doesn't care about you I mean she got you arrested!
Might want to consider getting a new girlfriend.